Secret months

i was born in the part of august where the cicadas are as big as your thumb and its hotter than your body temperature. and no i dont live in the southeast or southwest

japanese cicadas are the size of ypur whole hand and are louder than a lawnmower

I guess its mapril now

Nope, now it’s may

but what if i want to

I want more info about this (If this info is even legit)

How do enter these secret months