Drake Hotline Bling

*tips hat*

I have 5 bruises on my knee, 4 rashes parrelell too my legs, a permanent cut on my forehead, and a second toenail growing out of my toe

I want to know if thats normal or not

A SECOND TOENAIL do you really think that's normal

it grew out of my other first toenail and it snags on things

holye shite

it hurts sometimes, I also have two types of foot fungus

go to a doctor

No

two words: Leg Amputation

oh no

oh yes

yay

speaking of which...do you even know anything medical?

yeah a little

then tell me...what would you do if my heart started beating unnormally?

L E E C H E S

what? no thats not how it works, i dont think you know anything medical wise

yes i do leeches are most effective

what would you do if my p**is broke?

(LMAO IDFK I JUST RANDOMLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

Amputation

NO

what if i ruptured one of my testicles?

(ROFL IM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG)

Amputation

*screaming*

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU WILL SCARE THE CHILDREN IN TH BASEMENT

WHOA THERE BUDDY

*my privates grow back*

O_O Wha?

PHYSICS OBEY MY LAWS

*realizes you're looking at me and blushes putting my lothes back on*

Thats it im out!

me too *vanishes*

ight then amputate my cock and balls, i broke them earlier

(SAVE ME FROM THIS LAUGHING FIT~)

*cuts em off*

HEHEHEHE NO CHILDREN FOR YOU!!