pov: ur the adoption center worker and u see a red sign slide up from the underground

adoption worker: 😨

Im Fluffy :3

*that doesnt change the adoption worker's mood*

-Roars at the adoption worker-

*adoption worker gets really traumatized*

-eats the adoption worker alive-

*adoption worker makes u full*

That was good

*adoption worker is digested*

-the adoption worker is up to my leg-

(i dont think legs have the digestive system idkkk how ur digestive system works)

(same lol)

(so lets just say the adoption worker reached the butthole and u went to the toliet)

(Carlos} Well, isnt this idiotic *he shoots her*

(you mean the adoption worker?)

(yes. they are cooking children for christs sake}

*the adoption worker dies and her last word was: IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE STALKER*

(Carlos} Stalker, eh
*stretches his neck and searches the place*

*an oven gets yanked out of the ground*

Jacob: All of them

*an oven appears and the children get sucked in the oven*

Jacob: * Turns on the oven *

*the children get cooked*

Jacob: Good! GOOD!! * Turns off then oven and takes the cooked children out * We need to cut these

*children get sliced*

Jacob: We need plates and a table!

*theres a waiting table in the adoption center*

Jacob: * Sets up the table *

*the table gets set up by jacob*

Jacob: Lets feast

*the stalker does not come*

Karma: oooh children

*the children are crying*