MURICA F YEAH: Ok, Nevada, now we go to Michiga-(phone rings) oh wait, just a sec..
MURICA F YEAH: Everyone suit up, we're headed to Australia.
California: Why?
MURICA F YEAH: Nazis are ambushing him, and he's my brother. OVER THERE, OVER THERE...
"oh, really? fine." *goes to changing room and changes into military uniform.*