Kill me

Get an appointment.

So u really give a living heck about me

Why tf NoT, you depressed little @#$%, we're not insensitive.
We just say what we want, and be ready for whatever anyone else has to say. No biggie.

The reason i have a shotgun beside me is a fear of zombies, my house is right next to a graveyard, and when i was 3 i watched movies involving zombies, since then i kept a 12 gauge and lots of ammo on my wall to make sure that if a zombie is out of its grave, i can take care of that

In fact, i'm walking in the graveyard RN to find evidence

How... Zombies don't exist. And if they do, I want to be one.

I actually killed one

Wait u live in the country

I live in the middle of the city where living people look and act like zombies.

Well like i said, the nearest graveyard is pretty big and is not very far away, but im not gonna pull a melle weapon if it doesnt reach further than the zombies, city ppl are just fcuking idiots and dont even talk to one another

I live in the middle of nowhere so its just me, my dad, and an army of zombies

I even got visited by mr skeletal