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The Vengeful Dog: Hello (glitch) again.

Hello! Sorry, not in the mood to talk. I just wanna fight a powerful person right now.
-The Chaos King

The Vengeful Dog: ...

I'm feeling generous right now, so here. (Chaos King teleports seven hearts into his hand. They are the hearts of an elite demon.) Take them. I know you have a hunger for power.

TVD (The Vengeful Dog): Interesting, thank (glitch) you. With this (glitch) many souls, I will be the same (glitch) power as you, since I already took the soul of an elite god. Maybe even (glitch) a little bit stronger.

Chaos King: I just wanna say, i consider you as one of my equals even though i own reality itself.

Chaos King: Well, an alternate reality.

TVD: I have destroyed (glitch) many realities, I would consider myself a true god, yet there are many powers past infinity, and I desire that.

Chaos King: Same, though i know it will make life boring once you are the most powerful entity in this entire multireality.

TVD: Tr-(glitch)-ue.

karmin the demon: oh hello

Cleave: "huh so you are some important god of something or other right?

Chaos King: I own a reality that was born 4 billion years ago. I also own a void which is my home.

"so your universe is young. no wonder you have near infinite power

Chaos King: I have infinite power, not near infinite.

Chaos King: Also, i own an entire reality, not a mere universe. A reality contains trillions of multiverses.

"well power doesn't matter unless you can hit someone with it."

(punches Cleave 650 million light years away)

*from behind* "teleportation is a funny thing. punches are kind of slow anyway"

(summons a black hole) I guess a physical attack cannot affect you, but maybe GRAVITY CAN! (Summons a Chaos Barrier, an invisible device that, when activated, disables the powers of all living beings in the area other than the person who summoned it.)

"so? I just go out the other end of the hole and teleport back here"

dude thats illegal i summoned a Chaos Barrier

"But like... range maybe? ill be hundreds of thousands or millions of light years away and sending me away doesnt make you win it just... prolongs the inevitable"

Well then, it's time for the last resort. (Turns Cleave's entire body into antimatter) This won't work, but at least it will hold you off. thinking to self "Damn, even though i have infinite power, there seems to be people every where with a power level way beyond infinity.."

"you cannot realise the mistake you just made. I am now able to consume all antimatter and become stronger than ever before"

(Kneels on the ground) WHY MUST I FACE OPPONENTS WITH POWER LEVELS BEYOND INFINITY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

"well 1. beyond infinity is literally impossible because adding anything or taking anything from infinity is still infinity and 2. you aren't nearly as powerful as anything close to infinity as its an impossible number."

Chaos King: go***mnit another one of these nerds

"im just saying. you're weak. very weak. even if you hit me I would be fine"

???: Ah, a fellow god.

(Carlos} *drinks bleach for no reason*

Chaos King: what the hecc are you doing?

(Carlos} Drinking one of my fav drinks

umm.. ok...

Jacob: * Teleports to him * h e y

Chaos King: Hello mortal.

Jacob: I am sorta like a mortal but. . . different

Chaos King: I see.

Jacob: How is your day?

Boring, all i've ever done is investigate a case about a missing girl.

Jacob: Hmm?

..and i failed. I can't find a god like me to fight since i have infinite power, the only thing i ever really do is watch Minecraft in my home, the void.

Jacob: Oh

Hero:*falls out of a portal, and lands on his feet* Hello there.

Vengeance:

Chaos King: Hello.

Vengeance: This will probably be a tie

Chaos King: wdym

Vengeance: we are both highly powerful being

Chaos King: i have infinite power but ur power level is probably finite.

Vengeance: Nope

Chaos King: (Checks power level. It is INFINITE.) "Finally, someone with equality other than the Vengeful Dog to me."

Vengeance: *smiles for the first time in hundreds of years*

Chaos King: Wanna fight tomorrow?

Vengeance: Sure