jeez, chill out cookie clicker

hey, its cheap and easy

But its illegal

Not if you pay them.

but efficient

Still they should pay them 100 per day because its illegal

i hope you know none of this is actually serious lmao...right???

Ok

yea...this is the dark humor stream so you should probably expect this stuff here lol. you are not going to see anything like this in the Think_Tank stream so if thats ur thing go there lmao.

Sure

Its illegal if you pay them.
It's slavery if you don't pay em

you can buy some kids from me. I store them in my basement.

how much money? I only have rabbit souls.

I use souls to make scented candles.

i see that you are cultured as well.

Soul candles give a nice feel for my dinner. Soul candles, creepy music, and delicious cooked livers. That's what makes a perfect dinner.

You forgot skeleton waiters and demonic chefs. Those guys don't joke about hygiene.

Oh, I must bring those from the basement before my visitors come!

Need a van?

I'll keep my mouth shut, I promise.

good...
I shiver to think what my boss would do to you...

How much does it cost?

um... 4 infant toes

I can give you FIVE infant toes!

*hands you a large bus*

thanks

speak of this to no one...

I can trade one kid per rabbit soul.

Okay, your delievery will arrive on next monday, 9:00 pm est.

i can finally get a drug factory...

Be sure to hide it from FBI!

i can pay em off like last time

Last time?

i raided a hospital.
No biggie

ok

ok good. my supply was getting low. do you have any that can be used as a source of food?

Well, because liver is the only human organ that can regenerate, steal some surgery stuff from hospital, then collect the liver. Then wait until the liver regenerates.

ok will do. thankfully there is a large hospital near by.