Peacemaker simp

sure. :P

Frost: so.... what’s been happening today

Fireball:eh, nothin much.

Iceball:oh hi Frost.

Frost: hi iceball

Iceball:how's it going? :)

Fireball:oh my god..

Frost: good, how about you?

Iceball:good.

Frost: also Fireball, if you don’t shut up I’ll gladly shove my Ice spear into your face

Fireball: *gulp*

Iceball: :P

eh, wynaut

K

Pumpkin: but if anything my mother is right about you

Bugs: no Shes not

Pumpkin: I’m talking about the part that she said you were delicious

Bugs: no I don’t taste good

Pumpkin: you can’t deny the facts

Bugs: IM A PERSON IM NOT FOOD

Pumpkin: you are both

Bugs: I AM IN NO WAY FOOD

Pumpkin: STOP LYING

Bugs: IM NOT

Pumpkin: I don’t hate this

Bugs: You’re gonna become a pedo too aren’t you???

Pumpkin: then explain why you are in my stomach then, if you weren’t food you wouldn’t be there

Bugs: because you forced me into this role that I’m not meant to take!

Pumpkin: I won’t

Bugs: your mom already is

Pumpkin: stop denying the facts

Bugs: IM JOT

Pumpkin: lies

Bugs: IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN

Pumpkin: if I’ve been doing this all my life, why are you saying you aren’t food when you are just like everyone else

Bugs: because people aren’t food

Pumpkin: yes you are

Bugs: I HATE THIS

Start thy thread

*lili is walking around*
(Haven’t used her in a while so eh)

Pumpkin: *behind a extremely large thing* I heard that idiot almost killed my mother with a sword alone

*she stops and looks around then keeps walking*

Pumpkin: hmm....

*she stops and starts taking to someone*

*for some reason, that person gets teleported somewhere (apparently Pumpkin ate that person)*

Lili: what the-

*she is silent, but shaking*

Lili: wait you ate the person I was talking to didn’t you?

Pumpkin: *she accidentally stumbles out of where she was at, which leaves her in range of where Lili could see her* CRAP-

Lili: huh?

Pumpkin: *Now covering her face with one of her hands* THAT WAS UNNECESSARY

Lili: you tried to attack me

Pumpkin: I hope you die painfully......

Lili: YOU ATTACKED ME FOR NO REASON AND THEN TELL ME TO DIE???

Pumpkin: *silence*

(So she’s a glutton now too)
Lili: something ain’t right..

Pumpkin: fine, I did

Lili: WHY

Pumpkin: I don’t f**king care what my mother did to them, they are probably shit anyway

Lili: sticks is amazing and the only bad thing Noa has done is excessive drinking and he can’t f**king help it

Pumpkin: I told you why........ you stupid idiotic stick figure

Lili: vorist cat

*Pumpkin then teleports behind her and tries to grab her again*

*lili, still not trusting , immediately turned around and slashed her face with a knife*

Pumpkin: .....

Lili: stay down bitch

Pumpkin: OW- *falls backwards*

Lili: the F**k are ya doin?

Pumpkin: *coughs up blood* .....

Lili: I suggest you run along before I beat you up even more

Pumpkin: well no shit, I look just like her

Lili: I’m going to kill you

Pumpkin: ......

Lili: I will kill you if needed

Pumpkin: *walks away*

Lili: ok then..

Pumpkin: *tries to get up*

Lili:*stomps on her to keep her down*

Pumpkin: NOA IS YOUR BROTHER-

Lili: yes? Do you know him?

Pumpkin: uhh... hi

Lili: hello? I was talking to someone and they just dissapears.. how odd

Pumpkin: no I didn’t...

Lili: oh really?

Pumpkin: I swear I didn’t....

Lili: sure, sure

(Yeah, kind of)

Pumpkin: *silence*

Lili: who’s there?

Pumpkin: DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD RUIN MY FACE

Lili: yeah it does, self defense, ever heard of it?

Pumpkin: y-yeah, that is odd...

Lili: huh..

Pumpkin: ....

Lili: you alright?

Pumpkin: so can I just go now?

Lili: sure..

Pumpkin: yes........

Lili: let me guess, you attacked him too?

*Pumpkin gets up and then tries to walk away*

*lili watches her carefully*

Pumpkin: ...

Lili: what did they do to you?

Pumpkin: WHAT DO YOU THINK DIPSHIT-

Lili: so you’re related to that bitch?

Pumpkin: I wasn’t even going to attack you again-

Lili:..

Pumpkin: can I just go please...

Lili: spit the person out

Pumpkin: *she tries to grab Lili again*

*she ducks and kicks her in the back, knocking her over*

*Pumpkin then appears behind Lili and tries to grab her*

*lili spins around and hits her across the face, knocking her over*

Pumpkin: nonononono- please don’t...

Lili: why not punk?

Pumpkin: you literally almost killed my mom......

Lili: SHE ATTACKED AND KILLED MY BOYFRIEND AND BROTHER OF COURSE I RETALIATED

Pumpkin: I didn’t eat anyone

Lili:..

*nothing happens*

Lili: weird..

Pumpkin: I didn’t....

Lili: oh really?

Pumpkin: shit......

Lili: I f**kin hate you

Pumpkin: OW-

Lili: you f**ker

Pumpkin: *for some reason is making a low growling sound*

Lili: what is it bitch?

Pumpkin: ask him yourself.... he’ll tell you I didn’t attack him

Lili: then why’d you attack me huh bitch?

*she accidentally coughs up a skeleton*

Pumpkin: .......shit

Lili: I KNEW YOU ATE THEM

Pumpkin: I am fine....

Lili: ok?

*she just keeps doing it*

Lili: What do you think you are? Some kinda wild animal? Ha!

Pumpkin: can you actually speak words please-

Lili: fine

Pumpkin: lies, she isn’t bad

Bugs: she is

Pumpkin: she really tells me nothing

Bugs: what do you know about your mom?

Pumpkin: just tell me something that’s probably important, and what she’s done to you while in that pocket dimension

Bugs: she eats me, as a human

Pumpkin: ...and what size is she at.?

Bugs: slightly bigger than me

Pumpkin: your descriptions of my grandparents is odd

Bugs: it’s the truth

Pumpkin: I don’t know.... I heard he used to eat people, but all he does is just lay in this cave

Bugs: huh..

Pumpkin: I need a better description, along with names

Bugs: kedrei and vremya

Pumpkin: he hates people.... a lot that is

Bugs: makes sense

Pumpkin: I should just let you out at this point

Bugs: that would be nice

Pumpkin: it’s some other thing, she’s literally scared of most people

Bugs: she is?

Pumpkin: I wonder why he does that

Bugs: he’s obviously upset about something that happened, probably regarding your mom

Pumpkin: I should probably just leave the meme realm permanently

Bugs: that’s an idea

Pumpkin: okay, WHY THE F**K DO I KEEP GETTING REMINDED OF MY STEP FATHER-

Bugs:?

Pumpkin: and she probably manipulated my half brother and sister

Bugs: moon and sun?

Pumpkin: gross....

Bugs: I know

Pumpkin: for some reason, I got reminded of my step father, who acts depressed most of the time

Bugs: wave?

Pumpkin: like what?

Bugs: idk

Pumpkin: also I heard I have grandparents, is that true?

Bugs: yes

*she then coughs him up*

Pumpkin: I think my mom has been lying about you

Bugs: that wouldn’t be much of a surprise

Pumpkin: I eat people... but I wouldn’t go that far

Bugs:..

Pumpkin: yes

Bugs: what’s wrong with him?

Pumpkin: so who are they?

Bugs: time goddess and blackhole

Pumpkin: any guesses?

Bugs: well I would guess anything your mom does because she’s a total jerk but idk

Pumpkin: and I’ve seen her multiple times trying to find you

Bugs: yep, she’s a stalker like that

Pumpkin: what-

Bugs:?

Pumpkin: yes

Bugs: oh, and sun...

Pumpkin: yes

Bugs: I thought moon still didn’t like to eat people

Pumpkin: anything else I should know?

Bugs: idk

Pumpkin: you are lucky I am not going to bite you head off

Bugs: *gulp*

Pumpkin: wait are you even digesting?

Bugs: not yet

Pumpkin: damnit

Bugs:..

Pumpkin: if I do, I will get someone else.... maybe I can try becoming bigger than a planet.... WAIT SHIT-

Bugs: NO

Pumpkin: I may look up to my mother but I don’t want to be exactly like her

Bugs: ok

Pumpkin: umm.......

Bugs: what?

Pumpkin: wait... what would you do for me if I let you out?

Bugs: what would you want me to?..