REMEMBER NO MATTER HOW DISGUSTING OR UNWANTED YOU FEEL THERE ARE CARNIVOROUS ANIMALS OUT THERE THAT WOULD THINK YOUR ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL! GOLF IS LITERALLY A SPORT TO SEE WHO CAN PLAY THE LEAST GOLF; WITH THE RISE OF SELF DRIVING VEHICLES THERE WILL EVENTUALLY BE A COUNTRY SONG ABOUT HOW YOUR TRUCK LEFT YOU; AIR GUITARS ARE TECHNICALLY WIND INSTRUMENTS.