Its true

as a person who doesnt watch steven universe, please explain

Ruby + Sapphire = Garnet

*wheze in confusion*

I have no idea who these people are but have an upvote

Its Ruby and Sapphire

Yeah, pretty much sums it up

Basically

Boyfriend: Guys? I have something to tell you...

Girlfriend: Yeah, what's up?

Boyfriend: I'm...I'm...

Miku: C'mon, Bro, spit it out?

Boyfriend: Okay... *takes a deep breath* I'm Bisexual...

Skid: Bi-What?

Pump: Pico what does that mean?

Pico: Bisexual means when someone is attracted to both genders

Miku: It's okay, bro. I support you!

Boyfriend: Y-you do?

Girlfriend: *Nods* I do, too.

Pocoyo: *gives his brother a hug*

Skid: Pump and I support you to! Right Pico?

Pico: Its ok. Being Bi isn’t a bad thing. Though i think ill stick to being straight.

Boyfriend: *Starts crying a little* Thanks, guys....

Lemon demon: GUYS GUESS WHAT?!

Miku: Nani? What is it?

Lemon Demon: I got my results from Familytree.net (website I made up) and it turns out that Pump's my son.

Skid and Pump: (at the same time) WHAT?!

Pico: Skid’s eye is bleedin

Nene: *Looks at his eye* His eye is just acting up. To make sure this doesn't happen again, he'll have to wear this. *tosses Pico an eyepatch*

Pico: Well i guess its good that Darnell is fine.

Cassandra: Who are they? *Points to Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Senpai, and Miku*

(P.S.: This is a RP where Senpai x Miku is a thing)

Pico: No but her name reminds me of- *War flashbacks* Casandra....

Pocoyo: Oh...wait. CASSANDRA'S HER MOM'S NAME!

Pico: To keep you from bleeding from your eye

Skid: *sigh* okay...

Pocoyo: I'm home! (He's 4 now and goes to preschool)

Miku: Hello Pocoyo-kun!

Pocoyo: Onee-chan, look what I drew! *he holds up a picture of him, Pico, Miku, BF,GF, Skid, Pump, and Nene*

Pico: Hey kid.

Pico: I missed you!

Boyfriend: Hey lil' bro! Did you make any friend?

Pocoyo: *Nods* Nina and I made a new friend! She had red hair that was in pigtails and wore a red dress with buttons and had a black sweater. Her name was Cassie.

Girlfriend: *Looks at Pico*

(Pico has a PTSD trama flashback thingy)

Pico: Nah its cool. You didnt know.

(Skid and Pump outside)

Some bully kid: Hey, what is this? Some skeleton pirate kid? *takes his eyepatch*

Skid: HEY! GIVE IT BACK!

Pump: LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!

Some bully kid: Oh, look he's blind in one eye, too! HAH! What a loser!

Pico: No....

Pocoyo: What's wrong? Was it something I said?

Pico: You ok Skid?

Skid: *nods* I think so..

Pico: *Looks at Cassie* Hey kid.

Cassandra: Hey, Pico! It's been a while, huh? I'm a police officer now. Oh, and who are these little guys?

Skid: I'm Skid, this is Pump. We're first graders.

Cassandra: Aww, cute costumes, you two! Pico, how's Nene doing? I've been in touch with Darnell and he's a news reporter.

Pico: No, its... I know who Cassie is.

Pocoyo: You do?

(Cassandra is Cassie's mom, just to clarify)

Pico: Cool drawing!

Pocoyo: PICO! *runs to him and hugs him*

Pico: *Puts the eyepatch on Skid*

Skid: Why do I have to wear this? It's itchy.

Pico: *Walks outside and looks at the bully* Never. Talk to my child. Like that. EVER. AGAIN.

Bully: I- uh.. JUST HAVE IT BACK! *he throws the eyepatch to Skid and runs away*

Pico: Yeah. And me knowing Casandra is a long story.

Pocoyo: Sorry for bringing her up...

Pico: Good.

(yeet: imgflip.com/i/57wco5)

*Cassie and Cassandra are taking a walk outside*

Pocoyo: Hi, Cassie!

Cassie: Hello, Coyo, oh, Mom, this is my friend from preschool, this is Coyo.

Cassandra: Well, nice to meet you, Coyo. How are you?

Pocoyo: Good. *Looks at Pico* Pico! This is my friend, Cassie!

Pico: Oh shit.

Pocoyo: Pico? Are you okay?

Pico: *Steven Universe voice* WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

Girlfriend: HAH! CALLED IT! *Makes a grabbing motion to Boyfriend*

Boyfriend: *groans and hands her 10 dollars* Here's the bet....

Pico: *Wheeze*

(Mha rp: An AU where Aki is trans (F to M) because why not)

Lana: *knocks on Aki's dorm* Aki? It's time for breakfast?

*Aki doesn't respond*

Lana: Aki? *She opens the door*

Pico: Good. Your eye is healing

Skid: *smiles, but suddenly feels a sharp pain in his right eye* OW! *covers it*

Miku: Oh my! Are you okay?

Skid: I-I don't know! *his right eye starts bleeding*

Aki: Oh hey Lana.

(In this Au, Aki was born Female then transitioned into a Male)

Lana: Aki...y-you're trans?

Yurei: What in tarnation is goin' on he- HOLY SHEDINJA!

Pico: Aw shit, what now?

Boyfriend: I'll call 911! *tries to turn on his phone* Aw crud, my batterie's dead!

Nene: *she lives next-door, so she heard Skid scream* WHAT HAPPENED?!

Pico: Yep

Senpai: Well, if I can't have your girlfriend, I can at least have your sister.

Boyfriend: You can keep here, she isn't taken.

Pico: *confused Pico noises*

Miku: So...Skid? How's your eye? It's okay?

Skid: *shrugs* I guess...

Aki: I need help. I want to be a boi

Bakugou: I don't get it, you were born a girl...stay one...

Mineta: BAKUGOU THAT WAS RUDE!

Pico: Oh thats Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Senpai and Miku.

Cassandra: Nice to meet you!

Boyfriend: Hi, I'm boyfriend, this is my girlfriend, My sister Miku, and her boyfriend, Senpai!

Miku: Hello!

Aki: It doesn’t matter what they think!

(Currently making kettle noises on my old recorder)

Yurei: yeah. you're right...

*After..."that"*

Lana: That cashier was SO judgemental!

Yurei: *covered in blood* Yup..

Lana: You killed him didn't you...

Mineta: Yeah, I saw her.

Aki: *Teleports to bakugo and slaps him* Shut the hell up.

Bakugou: tch... whatever *walks away*

Lana: *sigh* Forget about him Aki-chan.

Yurei: *Gets a hairbrush and some scissors* Hold still Aki... *cuts Aki's hair* There! you like it?

Aki: *Wheeze*

Yurei: *slithers back* I got it.

Lana: Now all we have to do is pay!

Yurei: Be careful, we don't wanna get judged by the cashiers.

Lana: *rolls eyes* yeeeeaaaaahhhh.

Aki: Well that cashier was a jerk. Doesn’t matter now.

Lana: Try it on! We'll wait outside *hands Aki the binder*

Aki: Thanks. *Walks into her dorm and puts it on*

Aki: Wow! Thanks!

Yurei: Now, we gotta go to the clothing store.

Lana: Wait why?

Yurei: JUST GET THE BROOMSTICK!

Lana: Okay, jeez!

*At le clothing store*

Yurei: Now, act low profile, we don't want people know that we're buying a binder. *She starts scooching like an inchworm towards where the bras and binders are*

Mineta: *sarcastically* Yeah...Acting veeeeerrrrry low profile Yurei....