This is Alter Sparky (or Sub), basically if Sparky died naturally instead of his death being caused by a lightning bolt.

Void: I remember this AU

Green: u h yooo-

Sub: w-what?

Green: So your the other version of sparky?

*Insert a random argument between Lesbian and SuperStraight*

Sub: w-what..?

Trans (Behind Sub): b o o .

Sub: ?

Trans: Thought that’ll scare ya.
NonBinary: YOUR NOT HELPING-

(Carlos} Oh well off to bed *he hangs himself*

Sub: o-ok?

Retro: *squeal* YOUR SO CUTE!!!
Clear: oh boy.

Sparky: I- why?

Sub: why t-thank you-

Clear: So its sparky.. but just hit by lightnin?

Blooby: is everyone reading the title correctly?

Bloo: maybe fix it??

Retro: *looks at the title* Ohhhhhhh- This may seem odd.. but how did you die...?

Sub: either old age or h-hypothermia, whatever y-your brain prefers.

*Retro hugs them* You poor beby :c

Sub: eh, itz n-nothing.

Clear: Where is the sad excuse for a pokemon anyway?

Sparky: who?

Clear: You sparky.

Vengeance: So.... you are sparky just struck by a lightning bolt

Bloo: *sigh* fine, slap anywhere except my ass if you like this so-called game so much.

Vengeance: *appears next to him and slaps him in the face*

Bloo: ow-

Vengeance: Come on elder, lets beat the shit out of 'em!

(isnt elder female?)

(Yes.)

Elder: I’m going to enjoy this- *slaps Bloo*

(isnt she that dragon thing or sum?)

Vengeance: *laughs and slaps Bloo harder*

(What-)

Bloo: ow-

(what does she look like?)

Vengeance: had enough yet?

(This is her main form-)

Bloo: *shrug*

(oh)

Vengeance: so you wanna be slapped more?

(Nope, this is him: imgflip.com/i/56yqsm )

Pineapple: I’m getting this shit over with.

Vengeance: Noobus

Pineapple: what are you even saying mortal?

Vengeance: Did you just call me a mortal?

Pineapple: and?

*stasis freezes Pineapple into a ice sculpture*

Vengeance: And thats what i gotta say about that

*he breaks free (somehow, don’t know lore and shit).*

(guardians can break free, but they have to use there power and it takes like a whole 5 minutes to do so)

*stasis freezes him back and a pile of stasis locks him in it*

Pineapple: *respawns*

Vengeance: thats illegal

Sparky: NO YOU IDIOT! I’m the one who’s struck by a lightning bolt because of a god being terrible at his job!

Sub: I-I live in t-the cold-

Vengeance: Oh. So Subway over here is from Europa, and you are from lihhtning-strike-landia?

Sparky: no, imbecile.

Bloo: Doodlelandia is a thing.

Uh what?

Bloo: Doodlelandia-

Vengeance: *puts his hands in front of him and slowly spreads them down to his sides again* Bullshitlandia

Bloo: Pen Island!

Vengeance: P**is island

Bloo: Vegan Store!

Vengeance: Bloobies!!!

Bloo: *nod*

Vengeance: what

Bloo: what?

Vengeance: what?

Pineapple: w h a t ?

Bloo: EEK-

Vengeance: Pornhub

Pineapple: excuse me?

*he laughs*

Pineapple: *sigh* enough of you, human. *grabs Bloo*

(is pineapple a girl?)

Vengeance: what?

*Bloo turns into an Exo Waifu.*

Bloo: YEAH-

Vengeance: I dont mean the bird.

Bloo: I KNOW- *bouncing*

Vengeance: Why so excited?

Elder: he turned into a Waifu, what did you expect?

Vengeance: Please tell me those boobs are plastic surgery or fake.

Bloo: feel them then.

Elder: NO.

Vengeance: OH HELL NO

*”he” just puts “his” chest on his face.”

*Vengeance pushes him off*

*he wheezes as he turns back to normal.*

Vengeance: NO, NO SIR, I DONT PLAY THESE GAMES, THAT WAS NOT COOL

Bloo: you did ask if those boobs were fake.

Vengeance: I didnt mean shove me straight into them

Bloo: I just gave you the answer.

Vengeance: Im about to shove you into some boobs

Vengeance: YES, MY FAVORITE GAME CALLED SLAP THE BLOO OUT OF BLOO *he slaps bloo as hard as he can*

Bloo: well if you’re going to do this... *raises his arse up*

Vengeance: *he turns around and walks away* thats a way to ruin a fun game

Pineapple: this is “FlipCity”, I even know your name because of it, Vegans.

Vengeance: Thats not my name

Pineapple: I know.

Vengeance: Would you like to be frozen in Stasis again?

Pineapple: no.

Vengeance: why not?