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What did you hear?

thumping

I'm not a professional

But I'd start getting a weapon, like a knife or something.

I cant go downstairs im scared

Well since you're upstairs, things are complex now.

You have any security cameras somewhere?

nopers ;w;

Stay in hiding

mhm
my dad called me so I went downstairs and so- he should be coming home soon
but like- omfg-

What

I think the human might leave now that he heard someones coming home thats bigger then me

?

Also, is there someone in your house, or are you hearing things. Can you describe what you heard and what you're hearing now?

Im hearing something like a thump

Contact a person you can trust

I cant rn my phones downstairs

Oh damn

try to breathe quietly

Im tryin ;^;

You sure someone is?

sound scuicidal that has worked for me to scare robbers off.

how tho-

ASK THEM TO KILL YOU AND THEN WALK UP TO THE GUN/KNIFE BLADE/BARREL AND SAY do it plz

damn- smart ill do that if I do see em

oh ok.

Get a weapon and hide lock all the doors and windows

idek where to hide

a bathroom?

hello?

h i ?

what happened

im good I think

Jump through your window. i would do that idc what floor it's on

I have sharp stuff under my window

get your cover or sheets something to protect you from the sharp stuff. roll up your window if you can't throw something at it. try to land on something soft like grass.

Don't try to land in the bush that hurts like hell

its like a sharp fence thingy

dangit how high is your floor?

wdym?

you still get hurt from grass

no i said grass is soft

grass isnt that soft

hide

I cant bro- im scared

what kinda thing you hearing

thumbing and sounds like mans taking a shit or sum

just lock the door to your room

im not in my room and I think te human in meh room

WELCOME TO THE INSANE CLUB

what-

I think you are hearing things, like me

im not - I stg im not-

sure