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Fuji: HERE- *he hands 10 moneybags worth 1 million dollars*

._. thank you very much stranger do you want to come rob with us and do the spooky dance in a burning vault

Fuji: Be right back- *he comes back with another 10 moneybags*

*looks over to jack* he could be the new infiltrator director.
whats your name?

*Fuji grabbed 20 stacks of 100k dollars*

Fuji: *out of breath* F-Fuji.

o-o you're hired. welcome to haclyon, the best criminal organization in the world. *holds out hand* im hermes, an elite specialist and this is my brother jack, a elite infiltrator (btw i got this idea from roblox entry point)

Fuji: Nice to meet you guys-

*The police arrive*
Police: FREEZE!!

Fuji: Hah. Freeze. *he headshots all 3 officers and throws a bomb at the police car* Guys, drive. *he heads into the car*

*laughs and shoots one of the cops* you're good kid. *drives away*

Fuji: Lmao, there's more. *he throws all his land mines onto the road, causing the hugest explosion* Pathetic.

nice but * points to the now burning van*

Fuji: *he pours his drink on the fire*

*hands him chaingun* you're gonna be a great halcyon mercenary kid

Fuji: Above.

*you see a helicopter*

Fuji: *he throws three grenades at it, causing the helicopter to start falling, and he shoots the windows*

*the helicopter falls onto the road and explodes*

do you have any family? anyone you care about? well say goodbye then, were all wanted with a 10,000 bounty now. im going to lie low in britian for a while mabye.

so say your goodbyes kid, we'll drive you to whoever you want to say goodybye to

thats nice. *looks at him closer* aren't you my roomate?

Fuji: Wait, no, I don't have one.

i think you do (from the your roomates with fuji image*

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Fuji: Wait, you are- SHI-

*a officer is in the van*

*Fuji sweeps his feet, causing him to fall. Fuji picks him up and throws him out of the van*

Fuji: Took out the trash.

jack jack jack we have a crowed L O O K I N G at us

Jake:*pulls out pistols and sighs* Can't catch a break.

*pushes jack* he has a tiny gun *we both crack up in laughter* okkay uh *opens window* hi sir what is it

Jake:*Jake had put a tracking device without their knowledge, and he began walking towards the signal.*

*looks at suit* HOLY [redacted] ITS A TRACKER *destroys it* why wont this kid drop it! we gave up... okay say mabye we get some operatives with big guns and help him against that terrorist group. then he'll leave us alone.

Jake:*he lost the signal.* Hopefully that was long enough. Might as well keep going in the direction.

*sees jake* oi oi oi can you tell us more about that terrorist organization

Jake: I single-handedly save city from terrorists. I can handle them by myself.

tell us

Jake: I use ancient magic using soul of omega found in prison camp.

oooo so they do use magic good we can get the foundation involved, they have a helluva lot of firepower. *makes call* hello? this is o5-6. I want a elite squad dispatched at halycon dock 6. *person on phone: of course sir.*
okay now were good?

Jake: As long as you don't kill anyone. I shall escort your men through the city, and make sure they don't die.

okay *climbs into scp van* lets go boys and girls *the van zooms away*

well that cant happen, *snaps fingers and agents come out of shadows holding rifles* if they do that, we cant rob anymore! gimme a location.

Jake: Reality 2847-3.

oh okay *walks to vessel called: the traveler* seeya

Jake:You know how to travel realities?

...uhuh. what is this terrorist organization and what do they want

Jake: To control the planet.

well it is still in beta

Jake: Please, your operatives are no match for them.

what kind of weapons do the have? do they have anomalous powers?

Jake: No, but they have the most futuristic tech I've ever seen.

uh, anything paranormal at all?

Jake: Elite soldiers use same ancient magic as me.

Jake:*he pulls out a butterfly knife* I shouldn't even waste bullet on you.

uh... *tosses gun into back of van and climbs out with jack* lets handle this like civilized people shall we?

Jake:Listen, I know you will rob bank.

want to help?

Jake: I fight terrorist organization that has taken over the world, what do you think is answer?

no, but are you sure? were gonna keep the cameras on and then were gonna do the spooky dance in the safe

Jake: Yes, and how do you want to die? By knife? Or by gun?

oh well, next time.

*grabs jack and we disappear *

Jake:Hm?

why cant we just rob in peace 😢