Either the pope pardons you or sends you to hell.

We had a bathroom in our kindergarten classroom and instead of pooping in the toilet, I pooped in the sink. Everybody was screaming because there was a grown man who decided to walk into the classroom.

Why would you take a dump in the sink?

Helps the enviroment.

Bruh, if anything do it in a urinal

Or in a garbage can

Why would I take a shit on you?

NOT ON ME OF COURSE

How?

I am not using water.

Of course now you know they had to use even more water to clean out the sink.

I was there to destroy it anyways so it's taken care of.

i haven't really done much bad things in my life but the worst thing i did was give my mother a mothers day project the i was worked on at school that said she was fat

when i was younger my parents got me a dvd of dora as a boy i hated dora so i crapped on it. its not the worst thing i have done but i am gonna say it. i was trying to start a fight with a bully in the middle of class

When I was about 8 years old I put dog poop all over the weels of a tricycle and I rode it around getting dog poop everywhere

I stole something-
Never was caught
I was 6

I hope it’s something minor

Just some pieces of paper with butterflies on them
I wanted my mom to buy them and she said no
So I stole them 🤦

Eh, pretty much. Depending on the price I can spare you

I don’t remember the price but I highly doubt they cost much