Do it

I'm capping the point as Pyro

cool

(Carlos} Howd I end up in this dimension

Jacob: IDK but the fat guy over there

(Carlos} Oh, McKyle

Jacob: no, his name is heavy

(Carlos} oh ok

Heavy: * Eats sandvich * pootis

(Carlos} *casually chewing on the corpse of a demoman he killed*

Jacob: Noice

(Carlos} Wait I was supposed to do that

Jacob: yes

(Carlos} Oh ok *starts throwing grenades everywhere*

Scout: B O N K

(Carlos} *bites the scouts lower half off and finishes him with a mallet to the skull*
*roars*

Jacob: O_O

(Carlos} *brutally mauls an engineer, teeth now stained with blood*

Jacob: uhhh . . .

(Carlos} *starts stalking a heavy on the other team and then pounces with a crushing bite to the neck* C R O N C H

Jacob: * Starts going into a corner *

(Carlos} *starts killing all the members of the enemy team, all in brutal and animalistic ways*

Jacob: * Gets eye bleach but doesn't use it *

Heavy: da da dada dada, it is good day to be not dead!

Engineer: Pow u are ded

Heavy: I AM DEAD!

Engineer: hehehe

so this is tf2 *wears a yellow armor* *drinks vodka* hmmm

Heavy: * ded *

*throws a sanvich at putis mouth* this ain't gonna be a losing team

Heavy: * Nom noises *

Anyway I am a team on my own so yeah kinda your enemy or teammate

Scout: Pop quiz, how long does it take to beat a moron to dead * Kills you * , times up your dead

*the kill doesn't show up and appears infront of scout* how long did it take spy to impregnate your mother? *shoots him in the head with his mosin nagant* apparently fast enough

Medic: :/

*looks at medic* well are you gonna heal me?

Medic: no

Let me guess not my teammate?

nothing

*gets to the break room when they do not have a match*

Jacob: so ummmmm

what?

Jacob: wha?

Anyway where is sniper heavy spy medic demo man scout and the soldier (rip rick may the voice actor of soldier)

Jacob: They might have died

How because they aren't at their respawn?

Jacob: I don't know

Medic: * dies *

I wonder where they go *checks the spawn area*

Medic: ( not there )

Where are they? *checks the enemy spawn*

Medic: ( Not there )

*yells out the whole enemy and team names* HELLO ANYONE THERE?

N o t h i nh

*goes to the announcer room* hello?

n o t h ing

*goes to the mic* Let the battle begin!