Rp thing lol

I will speak to your manager. I don't care. I obviously have the right to call the police, but I won't press charges, even though you deserve it.

Jacob: Shut the frick up karen * Drop kicks and yeets karen *

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WIN

Jacob: wha

Mario: ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ayayayayayay

Jacob: How do ya know my name?

Mario: uuuhhh

Jacob: H M M M M

Mario: what are your views on garlic?

Jacob: gud

Mario: y e s

Jacob: What about garlic bread?

Mario: q u i t e

Jacob: y o s

Mario: t a s t e y

Jacob: About that super mario bro's movie?

Mario: N O

Jacob: what do ya mean no?

Mario: you mean the old one or the one coming up?

Jacob: Wait, theres gonna be a new one?

Mario: I think. There's been rumours.

Jacob: oh, ok

* Toad comes in the room *

Toad: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jacob: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Police: *comes in the door* You alright, everyone?

Jacob: Are you?

Police: ...... Am I? (Starts questioning existence*

Jacob: :/

Police: *starts crying* WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!? *runs off*

Jacob: Uhhh

Mario: yeah idk jacob

Jacob: y e s

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*sugar crash* *loudly snores*

Jacob: oh well

Mario in his sleep: sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sUS SUS SUS SUS SUSUSUSUSUSUSUS

Jacob: amogus

Mario: *wakes up* (on phone) LUIIIIIIIIIIGIIII!!!!

Jacob: h u h

Luigi: *bursts through the door and starts screaming* Mario: *also screaming* Mario and Luigi: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAMAAAAAAAAMAMAMAMAAAAAAAMAAAMAA

Jacob: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAMAAA

(The three are now screaming in harmony)

Jacob: big smoke time

Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jacob: I'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 45's, 1 with cheese, and a large soda.

Mario: sorry sir, we are out of all of those items.

Jacob: * Gets out bat * YOU PICK THE WRONG GUY FOOL

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Jacob: Oh frick

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jacob: Ya want it?

Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jacob: * Gets out super star *

Mario: *stops screaming and starts drooling for the star*

Jacob: * Teleports away *

Mario: *warps to Jacob and screams and doesn't stop*

Jacob: Nice

Mario: *bounces around like he's insane* UCYDUGUDUOJUGOJIFUOHIFHUHIGUDUGIFYDOHOGIFUG8FUJIGUGIGUXYJVJCUHIGUFUHIGUVIMPOSTORLHIVUVUCUCIBUCXYX

Jacob: * Gives star to him *

Mario: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGCUVUXYGIVUCIHIFUNVUFIHIFUGIGUXYCYFHUUVUGHO(^£^£#€#€##€€#€&0*0_! €/^9^《}》}<○}■{●