Bread always calms birds

Alwayzbread: uh oh

The Raven but he's a giant angry raven: *caws angrily in raven*

Alwayzbread: can i kill this thing??

Hero: No, he's our friend. Just calm him down or something *pulls out comically large bowl of popcorn*

Alwayzbread: well III personally dont feel like like dealing with this crap!

Hero:You can do it, I'm sure.

The Raven: *sits angrily on the floor in angry heckin bird*

Alwayzbread: alright that’s it *grabs the shotgun*

The Raven: *angrily bites their hand because they feel threatened and they angy*

Alwayzbread: called it *grabs beak and flings it*

The Raven: *even more angy*

Alwayzbread: *takes aim*

Hero:You ever try bring nice to it

The Raven: *angy birb*

Alwayzbread: nah *fires*

The Raven:*Dark Souls music starts playing*

Hero: He's angry cause you're hurting him, Dingus.

Alwayzbread: HE’S INSANE..NO YOU ARE, JUST GIVE HIM BREAD CRUMBS, SHUT UP!
*he seems to argue with himself*

The Raven: *confusion*

Alwayzbread: *argument*

The Raven: *kalm*

Alwayzbread: *yelling*

The Raven: *turns into human in raven themed armor* Huh? Oh, I'm back.

Alwayzbread: hm?

Shadow (my feathersona):Woah woah. Chill. For the sake of all Corvid family members.

Shadow (my fursona): Oh, sup.

The Raven:*angy birb noises*

Shadow:*demonic bird screeching*
Trigger:*walks in*

The Raven:*even angyer birb noises*
Hero:Bro y'all too loud I'm trying to play Friday night funkin week 7

Shadow*demonic screeching*
Trigger:*pulls out gun* SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU!

The Raven: * c h o m p s g u n a n d s w a l l o w s I t *

Trigger:*angry skulldog noises*
Shadow:*upside down t-poses to assert dominance*

The Raven: *eats worm out of anger*

Shadow:I can do this all day!

The Raven:*continues doing the angry worm eating*

Shadow:*continues to upside down t-pose*

The Raven:*gives Shadow the beak poke*

Shadow:Ha! My species have evolved for eons to withstand anything!
Trigger:Umm, master-
((Trigger is tbh my fursona but I use Shadow more as a sona. And yes, Trigger calls Shadow master because they protect them since that's what skulldogs do))

The Raven: *beak poketh the b e l l y*

Shadow:*literally still t-poses*
Trigger:*turns to stone and watches*

The Raven: *he kalm now. And then he turn into a human with raven themed armor* Dear lord-

Shadow:*does a backflip and t-poses again* Aha!
Trigger:*literally still stone*

The Raven: Why do I always change at the worst time?

Shadow:*shrugs* Why does my species have to be so paranoid about the number 3. It's a question none can answer.

The Raven: What-

Shadow:*breaks the 4th wall* Ach, it's too much lore to even explain you know. Even my own creator knows it.

The Raven: Yeah, relatable.

Shadow: *holds out their talon for a handshake to form a peace treaty*