You have encountered this.

Requiem: what is this mortal being?

(Joe} Whats the king of all school supplies

Requiem: *rips joes spine out*

(Joe} *heals* The Ruler! *he attacks with his spear like tongue*

Requiem: *rips that out as well*

(Joe} *heals and buries into the ground*

Requiem: hmm oh well

(Joe grabs you from underneath the dirt}

Requiem: no u *joe ceases to exist*

(Carlos} *revives joe*
YOU DO NOT KILL BANANA
BANANA KILLS YOU!!!!! *the clowns song of death intensifies*

Requiem: *rips every one of Carlos’s limbs off*

(Carlos regenerates}
(Carlos} Come on, Joe. Lets get some noodles
(Joe} Sounds good to me

Requiem: no *carlos and joe cease to exist*

(Carlos and Joe respawn}
(Carlos} Hes calm now, whats your problem

Requiem: wow you made a bed? I just *dies* *walks back* do that

(Carlos} But whats your problem

Requiem: u

(Joe gets mad and crawls away}

Sir, I have a few questions. First, WHAT THE F**K IS THIS!?

(Joe} What kind of shoes are made of bananas

What?

(Joe} Slippers! *he gets on his back and starts crawling towards you at extreme speed*

WHAT THE F**K LASER TIME BITCH *I'd shoot lasers out of a device on my arm at it)

(He dodges them and whips you with his spearlike tongue}

I'd take a bite out of it, and growl, shooting more lasers

(He heals and fires a sort of banana rifle at you}

I'd grab them all, and eat them, and begin to fly with my boots

(Joe} Ah, a fellow op player

I'd pick him up, and fly to the ocean, pushing him down into the depths.

(Joe} Bananas dont breathe
*he digs into the side of a cliff*

(Wait what bananas do breath, they breathe carbon dioxide technically...)

(oh ok}
(Joe} Hold on gotta reload *he starts dancing*

Jacob: No

(Joe} What do you call a bee from the United States

Jacob: A USB

(Joe} Correct! *he gets on his back and crawls away at extreme speeds*

Jacob: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯