Sentenced for Life

Alwayzbread: wait what?

Elegan: You heard me your under arrest for robbery!

Alwayzbread: anyway...I’m just gonna bust out

Alwayzbread: so what did i rob?

Elegan: Some money from the Loot dimension.

Alwayzbread: you moron, the crime I’m guilty of is mass genocide

Elegan: Ummm you realize you just told a official government official you did a crime?

Alwayzbread: yeah...but it won’t matter anymore, you wont be alive to tell anyone

*as soon as you say that you get knocked out by an unknown figure*

Alwayzbread: zzz

???: Wake up *you get slapped*

Alwayzbread: I’ll kill you.

Bloodshed: Sorry but if you slept any longer i would get Shocked

Alwayzbread: hm. You’re forgiven...listen i know a way to bust outta here

Bloodshed: How can you you just woke up!

Alwayzbread: i was never asleep...its all an act...duh, also cause my grandma had a genetic mutation of bat wings and ears which I inherited. Basically i know how to escape already

Bloodshed: Ok HOW then

Alwayzbread: *pulls out a tank with all the stuff they need inside* with this

*They always confiscate literally your entire body before you enter even so your powers wouldn’t work due to a chaos barrier*

Alwayzbread: infinity pocket, I know science-y stuff...also this is just a vessel i use...I’m a ghost

*When you go in they replace your outfit with a black jumpsuit with a number on it*

Alwayzbread: again, science, just follow me

Hero: You do realize that I'm protecting reality, it isn't my fault that I accidentally kill billions, probably trillions of people.

Mario: What?!

Feather: I'm sorry but my boss is forcing me to do this.

Mario: Can't we do this another way?

Feather: I'm sorry but I can't *He uses one of his spells to cast you to sleep*

Mario: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT'S GOING ON HE- zzzzzzzz...

*You wake up in a cell dressed in a black Jumpsuit labeled with a #NES

Mario: Ughh, my head...

Flare: Hello there new cell mate!

Mario: Where am I? What did I do wrong?

Flare: I don't know I'm in here as well

Elite: Why am here?

Chaos King: oh damn i didn't know that they could trap gods in this hellhole too. wait i can use my antimatter body to get outta here

Tails: What am I in for? IS THIS BECAUSE I AM MEXICAN!?

Bleed: Try your best I already attached this to my wrist and even if you have it can’t break.

Tails snaps it in half anyway.

*well he tries to but he doesn’t have his super strength*

Tails: I don't need super strength. *Snaps it even without super strength*

*it is made with pure gold and the strongest wood and metal across the dimensions*

Tails yeets it out a window

*No windows*

It phases through the wall
Tails: And I don't need powers to do that.

Colo: For me it was “violent art” it was a peace symbol with a dove.

Tails: *Pulls out a shotgun* Voy a arruinar esta prisión.

* They confiscated all your weapons*

Tails materialized one because it was a Teidore.

*The chaos barrier disables all physical powers*

*It was not a physical power, it was a perk for Teidore guns*

*but how can you have the supplies you were here for 2 minutes?*

*Just the power of games, I guess. He can shoot twice before reloading, so ye*

*A familiar staff goes through the shotgun’s trigger removing from your hands* Bleed: looking for this?

Tails grabs the staff without looking, and snaps it in half.

*He turns it up to 12*

Tails is laughing, then gets up.
Tails: Do you not know how this works? I am immune because I have a little something called, a adaptive shield.

Bleed: Ok * He injects a chemical in you that knock’s you out*

Tails: ...F**k. *Then he passes out*

*You wake up in a cell you see yourself in a black jumpsuit labeled #67

Tails: ?

Colo: Hey new cellmate! *he proceeds to hold out his hand as if he wants to handshake*

Tails handshakes with him
Tails: Hey.

Colo: what are you in for?

Tails: They said "illegal inter-dimensional travel".

Bleed: OK THAT’S IT SET UP THE CHAOS BARRIER. *This is a barrier that cancels out all of your powers*

Tails: Dodging is an instinct.

Bleed: I know it’s just so you don’t counter this! *He uses his staff to hit him*

Tails dodges

*While you dodged he uses the other half of the stick to knock you out*

Tails as he is hit: F**k!

*When you got knocked on the ground he uses his taser to knock you out*

It pops up with "RESIST"

*He sets it to level 5*

It still pops up with "RESIST"
Tails: *Light chuckle*

Bleed: No you are under arrest for illegal inter-dimensional travel!

Tails: I never did that f**king shit. I don't even have anything to do so!

Bleed: I don’t care about your pleads your going in

Tails: Want me to do it for real?

Bleed: No because we already can get you knocked out cold *just as he says that you get knocked out cold*

Tails wakes up a second later
Tails: Okay, go on.

Bleed: Ok What?

Tails: Wasn't there more to say?

*All the sudden a tranquilizer dart comes in and knocks you out*

Tails dodges
Tails: What was that?