(TO THE TUNE OF SANS. BY TOBY FOX); *HEH* HEY KID HOW'S IT GOIN I'M SANS THE COMIC, COME ON IN WE'VE GOT BURGERS AND SO MUCH MORE. STAY A BIT YOU CAN HEAR MY TERRIFIC HUMOR, TAKE A SIT IT LOOKS LIKE TO ME YOUR LEGS ARE SORE BUT, DON'T THINK TWICE, I KNOW ALL OF YOUR DIRTY SECRETS, SO DON'T TRY SH** OR I'LL END YOUR F****** LIFE. BUT HEY, IF YOU'RE GOOD I WILL SHOW YOU AROUND SNOWDIN TOWN, IT'S REALLY GREAT IF YOU'RE NOT A F****** MURDERER, SHOP AT THE SHOP YOU CAN BUY SOME DELICIOUS SWEET BUNS, THEY'LL HEAL YOU IN BATTLE BUT YOU BETTER NOT GET ANY FIGHTS OR I'LL KILL YOU-