A reading from the book of Armaments:
And St. Attila raised the handgrenade up on high saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy handgrenade, that with it Thy may blow Thy enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and breakfast cereals, and fruitbats, and large chocolate cakes. Then the Lord spake saying, "First, thou shalt take out the holy pin. Then, thou shall count to three. No more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shall count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four, thou shall not count, neither count thou two, accepting that then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbeth thy Holy Handgrenade towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
The word of the Lord.
Amen.
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