You have encountered a pack of these while taking a walk through your neighborhood.

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
CRUSADER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(They back off in fear}

yeah, thats right!

Gum: *Walks away quietly*

(It looks away and looks as if its about to hack up a furball or something}

Gum: *starts to speed up*

Time: *jogs over to pet it*

(It opens up a pair of flaps on its head}

Time: *Still pets, and gives an arm of.. something?*

(It goes behind a car and makes grunting noises}

Time: Probably eating the arm..

LeBron James: *holds phone recording on instagram* What the HELL is that?

(It screeches at him}

LeBron: What the f**k, I'ma run- * he runs *

(They chase him}

James Harden: Ayo Bron, I got your back! *he breaks their ankles with their dribble move, everyone falls*

(One gets up and runs away behind a torn up car and starts making grunting noises}

Ben Simmons: ALRIGHT, I'LL PLAY DEFENSE- GO-

(The Shrieker that ran behind the car begins to puke something up. Its a baby shrieker. You have witnessed a shrieker birth}

Ben Simmons: GO! PORZINGIS HELP!!! (porzingis picture*

hey i am hosting a hunger games wanna join?

nah i got school in a bit

._. time to move *slinks away*

(One of them opens up 2 flaps on its head, closes them and shrieks}

0_0 okay i think i'll just... *packs bag with dual pistols a book phone and charger*

(The Others shriek and they all charge, beaks open}

*yelps and starts shooting and running*