You got a job as a security guard for Yellowstone National park. After your lunch break, you check the cameras for vandals and s

Noah: what the-?

(They just walk around. The smaller one seems more energetic}

Mikey: Dude they just look like people with white covers over their heads.
Noah: Yea I guess your right.

(They walk out of frame and you hear some knocking on the door}

Noah and Mikey: *looks across to the door with the nervous anime sweat drop on their head.*
Noah: *Grabs his Batton and goes to the door cautiously*

(The 2 creatures are at the door. The largest is only 3 feet tall}

Noah: *Puts away the Batton and looks through the peek hole* Huh they don't seem TO scary. Maybe they're looking for something and got lost.
Mikey: Don't do it, dude...
Noah: *goes on the speaker for the station* Hey uh you three lost?

(The smaller one gets behind the bigger one out of fear, and the bigger one gains a defensive position}
(also theres 2 of them}

(oh
Noah: Um we won't hurt you I promise.
Mikey: *has a nervous look on face.*

(They sit down, kind of looking like mini crewmates}

Noah: uuuhhh.....
Mikey: wth???

Noah: I'm going outside...
Mikey: WHAT!?!?
Noah: *opens door slowly*

(They walk in, curiously looking at things, but not touching them}

(They seem to want to get in}

Noah: uh.... you guys to come inside?

(They nod yes}

Mimi: OMG ARE THOSE MeMeS??

(They look at the camera, unamused}

Mimi: *teleports to them* so are you guys amogus?

(The little one seems terrified, the big one is defencive
and Amogus manifests behind you}

Mimi: *looks over shoulder* SO YUORE AMOGUS?

(Amogus} AMOGUS
(Fresno Nightcrawler army that came from the brush}

Mimi: *to amogus* if you’re amogus, THEN WHO T F IS THAT

(Amogus} *angry sus noises* SUS
*Fresno Nightcrawlers growling*

Mimi: *distraction*

Noah: MIKEY COME OVER HERE!
Mikey: What is it Noah?

Noah: *points at the cams*

bro they look like amogus

kinda

bro they're sussy bro

Finley: Let’s see, where can I get a new job?

(The smaller one sits down, and the bigger one picks a fruit for it with a leg}

*Noah and Mikey talk quietly in a corner*
Noah: Dude what if these guys are SCPs? or aliens!?
Mikey: Now let's not jump to conclusions they are probably trying to find their way back home..

(They sit sown and the smaller one rests its head on the wall}

Noah: I'm gonna go get Ana, hopefully she'll know what to do. *exits the station and heads out to the admission station on his Golf-kart*

(The bigger one looks at the security cams in wonder}

Mikey: huh? you guys are a curious duo, aren't you? *looks at the cameras and see's someone mistreating the environment.* !!! I've gotta go you two stay out of trouble ok? *runs to his kart and drives off*

(They start running at the same speed towards the mistreater and the bigger one drop kicks him in the chest}

??: OOF
Mikey: you're under arrest sir. *cuffs him up and takes away* hey thanks you two... *grins a little at them*

(They nod}
(Fun Fact, theyre believed to help people reconnect with nature}

(oh cool!
Mikey: hmmm I guess you guys could be a help.
Noah: Wheres Rachel?
Rachel: *is letting someone in* Have a fun day!

Gum: AHHHHH IMMA QUIT

Ethan: ah people

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