The Chief of the Clans- Sarphose the Undefeated

Goshen: eh
Lukas: what-
Kiriogashi: uh
Jay: cool
Kyle: why does this keep happening-
Micheal: *shrugs*
Dan: life's kinda wierd for us so get used to it Kyle
Unknown: yeah it is
Lucy: *pushes up her glasses* it seems like a minotaur
Lukas: how come none of us could think of that-
Lucy: well you couldn't because you got dad's brain
Lukas: oh shut up sis-

he jumps down and lands in front of you

All of them: eh??

"'Oo ar al o yu?"

Goshen: Goshen
Lukas: Lukas
Lucy: I'm Lucy!
Kyle: I'm Kyle
Dan: I'm Dan
Micheal: I'm Micheal
Unknown: Unknown
Kiriogashi: Kiriogashi
Jay: I'm Jay

"An wut ar yu doin in my teritoi"

Lucy: *pushes up her glasses*
Um sir we didn't know this was your territory

"Aye. I'd sugst yu 'urry long ot of 'ere"

Lucy: ok I'm sorry to bother you sir

"Aye. Git" he points his axe behind the all of them

*they all walk away*

Heaven: *Slowly Drinks my slurpy*

he jumps down and lands neatly before you

Heaven: Uh-

"An wut ar yu doin ere?"

Heaven: Just watching this universe

"Uhu. Dos dat incude invadin nah teritoi"

Heaven: I just came here relax....

"Uhu. 'Eve"

(Carlos} What the
(Cory} *stretches neck to their level* Hello!

"Eh wot au yu doin up 'ere"

(Cory} I dunno
(Carlos} CORY GET DOWN FROM THERE

"An wy shud i?"

(Carlos} I was talking to my friend here.
(Cory} Sorry

"Uhu"

HI MR.MINOTAUR where is King Minos of Crete?

he nods

lol

-end?-

(yeah)

he seems to have been castrated and is unaffected
he brings the axe down on his head

*turns into slime and covers his whole body*

*waiting for him to fail every attack he does*

*enter's his brain*

there seems to be some sort of barrier
"dey dont 'all me Sarphose de undefe'ed 'or nuthin"

And they don't call me green death for nothing

"'ight uhu" he starts slamming his head into a wall, but it dosnt seem to damage Sarphose

*plays with his brain making him think the giant is attacking him*

*hes not inside his brain-there was something blocking him*

*on his back*

he lands neatly in front of you
"I 'ont no hoo dat is-"

He is king of the minotaurs

"o 'at gy. i kld 'em"

>:0 MY UNCLE, HOW DARE YOU *grabs the minotaurs horns and slams that bish*

he dosnt budge "Im 'ot shure yu 'ant to 'o at mate"

Im 'ot shure yu 'ant to 'o at mate lookin ass, TAKE THAT SHIT ON SOMEWHERE

"aight-" he takes out a huge battle axe and it lights on fire "yu brot tis on yuself"

*grabs the axe and breaks it*

*dosnt break* "Im 'ot brekabl yu se"

*hits him in the balls with a sledgehammer*

the giant picks him off and throws him away

*turns into a minotaur and roars*

he smiles "rite 'en. 'ets ight"

*pulls out a minotaur axe with a dragon head on the bottom* stfu before this goes in you

"yu stated tis 'ight. 'ot me"

:0 sorry (┬┬﹏┬┬)

He nods

:) *hugs him*

*confused*

friend

"ok .. ."

*hops onto of his head* soft >(0ω0)<

"please get off"

fine *slides down in slime form*

he nods

*picks up the giant*

*much too heavy*

*still lifts him because my deku could destroy the world in one move if he wanted to*

he sighs

:) you is big *puts the giant down*