The Chief of the Clans- Sarphose the Undefeated

(Carlos} What the
(Cory} *stretches neck to their level* Hello!

"Eh wot au yu doin up 'ere"

(Cory} I dunno
(Carlos} CORY GET DOWN FROM THERE

"An wy shud i?"

(Carlos} I was talking to my friend here.
(Cory} Sorry

"Uhu"

HI MR.MINOTAUR where is King Minos of Crete?

the giant picks him off and throws him away

*turns into a minotaur and roars*

he smiles "rite 'en. 'ets ight"

*pulls out a minotaur axe with a dragon head on the bottom* stfu before this goes in you

"yu stated tis 'ight. 'ot me"

:0 sorry (┬┬﹏┬┬)

He nods

:) *hugs him*

*confused*

friend

"ok .. ."

*hops onto of his head* soft >(0ω0)<

"please get off"

fine *slides down in slime form*

he nods

*picks up the giant*

*much too heavy*

*still lifts him because my deku could destroy the world in one move if he wanted to*

he sighs

:) you is big *puts the giant down*

he nods

lol

-end?-

(yeah)

he seems to have been castrated and is unaffected
he brings the axe down on his head

*turns into slime and covers his whole body*

*waiting for him to fail every attack he does*

*enter's his brain*

there seems to be some sort of barrier
"dey dont 'all me Sarphose de undefe'ed 'or nuthin"

And they don't call me green death for nothing

"'ight uhu" he starts slamming his head into a wall, but it dosnt seem to damage Sarphose

*plays with his brain making him think the giant is attacking him*

*hes not inside his brain-there was something blocking him*

*on his back*

he lands neatly in front of you
"I 'ont no hoo dat is-"

He is king of the minotaurs

"o 'at gy. i kld 'em"

>:0 MY UNCLE, HOW DARE YOU *grabs the minotaurs horns and slams that bish*

he dosnt budge "Im 'ot shure yu 'ant to 'o at mate"

Im 'ot shure yu 'ant to 'o at mate lookin ass, TAKE THAT SHIT ON SOMEWHERE

"aight-" he takes out a huge battle axe and it lights on fire "yu brot tis on yuself"

*grabs the axe and breaks it*

*dosnt break* "Im 'ot brekabl yu se"

*hits him in the balls with a sledgehammer*