When you're feeling kinda lonely
And your spouse is kinda dead
You feel like curling up with someone
In your empty little bed
There is danger around the corner (CORNER!)
And your love life's in decline (DECLIIINNNEE!)
You'll no longer be a martyr,
With a little Widow's Wine (x3)
With a little Widow's Wine you're mine...
With Widow's Wine, you're mine!