*WHEEEEZE*

w h y

*WHEEZE*

~hmm

Wot

Idk~

i wanna go in horny jail with you

Tf

yeah we just got the new limp bizkit cd

Huh

Then come along.

can we listen to the new limp bizkit cd there?

Excuse me?
*cracks knuckles* And who the f u c k said you're disrespectful? I'll show them disrespectful-

You don't need to be polite UnU Especially when he's not giving you the motherf**king strawberry-

I JUST WANTED A STRAWBERRY

I-
*gives you a strawberry* PROBLEM SOLVED BITCH

*happily eats the strawberry*

-_-

am i really that disrespectful?

NO dammit-
You're p e r f e c t UwU

*wipes off the strawberry juice off my face*
am i an edgelord?

*gives you napkin* .-.
Well, do you WANT to be an edgelord?

idk

it just happened

Really? H o w -

it started with columbine

then it gradually turned into me becoming a goth

You live dere?

O okay lmao

no

i don’t live there

Oh okay.

yeah

*WHEEZE* IDFK

let’s see then

first i have to get arrested

how do i do that

Act horny ._.

okay uhhh

*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

what horny things do i have

I-
How am I supposed to know-

after four hours of searching i have found the horny

talking to myself

Does she make you horny?

this is what i could post that wouldn’t get me deleted off of imgflip

*wheeeeze*
You do you-

sauce god won't let me have a strawberry

And why tf not-

idk

B r u h
Well just take the mcf**king strawberry

but i want to be polite and not disrespectful

everyone calls me disrespectful

True...

-me

Gladly~

*sexes you AGAIN*
(*WHEEZING INTENSIFIES*)