*WHEEEEZE*

~hmm

Wot

Idk~

Should i be concerned that your sexualizing everything

N a h .

Ok

*yeets a tomahawk at your forehead*

w h y

*WHEEZE*

Uhhhhhhhh?

It's the internet, and in the internet, you never have to reply. Maybe you didn't know that, let me educate you.

But i want to.

Bullshit

Language

Oh shit, sorry. Didn't mean to f**king swear, oh f**k I did it again. Damn I sure am sorry for being so f**king bitchy. Oh shit I keep f**king swearing.

——_____——

Yes?

Why???

Cuz I'm b o r e d .
And this is hilarious-

It’s kinda not hilarious

Then don't comment mate 👍

No
I’ll make it know it’s not funny

Alright, waste your energy then lmao.
What if someone disagrees with you? Cry me a river.

I will NOT mind

Seems like you mind a shit lot. If you didn't, you wouldn't comment.

I comment because we’re in a conversation

im already in horny jail

SAME-

yes~

*WHEEZING*
It's funnier cuz i'm not even h o r n y , but this is fun. this is very fun.

n o t e d

i wanna go in horny jail with you

Tf

yeah we just got the new limp bizkit cd

Huh

Then come along.

can we listen to the new limp bizkit cd there?

*WHEEZE* IDFK

let’s see then

first i have to get arrested

how do i do that

Act horny ._.

okay uhhh

*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

what horny things do i have

I-
How am I supposed to know-

talking to myself

after four hours of searching i have found the horny

Does she make you horny?

this is what i could post that wouldn’t get me deleted off of imgflip

*wheeeeze*
You do you-

sauce god won't let me have a strawberry

And why tf not-

idk

B r u h
Well just take the mcf**king strawberry

but i want to be polite and not disrespectful

everyone calls me disrespectful

Excuse me?
*cracks knuckles* And who the f u c k said you're disrespectful? I'll show them disrespectful-

You don't need to be polite UnU Especially when he's not giving you the motherf**king strawberry-

I JUST WANTED A STRAWBERRY

I-
*gives you a strawberry* PROBLEM SOLVED BITCH

*happily eats the strawberry*

-_-

am i really that disrespectful?

NO dammit-
You're p e r f e c t UwU

*wipes off the strawberry juice off my face*
am i an edgelord?

*gives you napkin* .-.
Well, do you WANT to be an edgelord?

idk

it just happened

Really? H o w -

it started with columbine

then it gradually turned into me becoming a goth

You live dere?

O okay lmao

no

i don’t live there

Oh okay.

yeah