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Hey great profit. I already got a buyer on my hands I just need to find timmy. Hes hiding somewhere

I would also like to but one, how much does it cost?

Well like the meme said a average adult could sell for 10,000. So little timmy is going to be bought for 6,070 with tax.

Does little timmy have healthy organs?

Yes. Yes he does

Why am I the first to view and comment? This is verrrrry dark. Love it.

hmmmmmmmm....................................................................................................................

Sounds like the hypixel skyblock bazar

I wonder how you know that

I'm gonna try that

Finally a use for the slaves in my basement

How do you kill them tho

Be creative! Stabbing or shooting is lame. Try raping them and chocking them with your dick.

I don't have a dick I'm a female

Only 10,000 for enough food to last a week?

And it is delicious

Ferb I know what were gonna do today