What's so funny about "Sussus Amogus"
"well uh, it's a joke name sir!"
"I have a really great friend in Rome named Sussus Amogus"
"When I say the name.... SUssus, AMOgus!"
*guard chuckles*
"He has a wife, you know."
"do you know what SHE's called?"
*guards shake their heads*
"She's called.... Hegah"
...
"Hegaht the drip"
*guards laugh*
"SHUTUP!"