who are you and why are you in my house

Sir this is a wendys

no this is my house

my house is not a wendy’s

*hands you pills* youre hallucinating again

no i’m not now get out of my house before i call the cops

*sad worm noises *

*grabs the kennedy killer and shoots you*

*dying worm noises*

*drags your body over the train tracks*

SCREW THE TIME PERIOD I WILL USE POKEMON CARDS LMFAO

but it’s 1994

in 2013. all hoses had gasoline inside them bc America being stupid.

oh

but it’s 2012

*decides to commit arson with a hose from 2013 and a lighter*

go***mnit michael stop putting out the lighter with your hose

FUC- *starts running over with a Albertine 1906s from Resident evil 7 biohazered*

ow

why’d you do that

well it is a car from 1906 so it’s not that fast

*decides to shoot an arrow thats just... got some grenades atached to it* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUN TIMES NOW

pull the damn pins next time

*fire an arrow with gasoline on it and nails your cock* TRUE BIRTH CONTROLL HSHAHAHAHAHAHAH

huh, that’s odd

i’m a woman, so why would i have a cock?

oh yeah just a carrot i was carrying for later

*grabs bow off the ground and hits you in the leg with an arrow*

damn it, not again

*falls over* JOKES ON YOU I HAVE A REALLY THICK SKULL

you’re still bleeding

*walks home*

*find bullet in leg* oh cool a bullet *pulls out bow* HEMLO

damn, swear that was a headshot

*reloads and nails your head*

*running over by a train worm noises*

*walks home*

*watches shit go down as the uber eats person*

NO WITNESSES!

*grabs the kennedy killer and shoots you*

Same