A: IF YOU BITE IT AND YOU DIE, IT’S POISONOUS. IF IT BITES YOU AND YOU DIE, IT’S VENOMOUS.
B: WHAT IF IT BITES ME AND IT DIES!?
C: THEN YOU’RE POISONOUS. JESUS CHRIST, B, LEARN TO LISTEN.
D: WHAT IF IT BITES ITSELF AND I DIE?
E: THAT’S VOODOO.
F: WHAT IF IT BITES ME AND SOMEONE ELSE DIES?
B: THAT’S CORRELATION, NOT CAUSATION.
D: WHAT IF WE BITE EACH OTHER, AND NEITHER OF US DIE?
E: THAT’S KINKY.
A: OH MY GOD.