Savage! :O

DADDY! IN MY COMA I SAW THE FUTURE, I WILL NO LONGER BE SAD AND WORTHLESS, I WILL BECOME A POWERFUL HERO THAT SAVES HUMANITY FROM EVIL ALIENS AND NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE NEXT YEAR! I WILL THEN BE ABLE TO DIE HAPPY AND NOT MISERABLE! LUL WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT YA PLEB GET REKT