Me: Let 'em clap. Go ahead, if u wanna make out with me, i dont give a heck
Anime girl: *blushes as red as a minecraft crimson forest* uhh... ok, a-am i embarrassing you
Me: *sees her blushing, notices she's as wet as the pacific ocean* i dont mind, i've felt worse than embarrassed
Anime girl: you have depression
Me: *PTSD kicks in, almost gets seizure from PTSD, doesnt wanna lie* i've been made fun of so much even the f**king zombies in the graveyards knew whats going on, i'm so paranoid i keep a loaded shotgun at all times, and it doesnt help when you have ADHD and autism
*thinks imma get rejected*
Anime girl: i have never met a boy like you before
Me: *cries in happiness* you make my ever-cold stone heart into a flaming heart of love in seconds, i have no words to describe how much you really cared
Anime girl: i'll come over to your house
Me: wanna play minecraft *thinks she doesnt want to
Anime girl: *floods the world becuz she's sofa king wet* hell yeah and lets make out
Me: *whispers to self* i'll show those idiots i could find love like it was just right in front of me my entire life
(Theme music kicks in) now playing: C418- Dead Voxel
