Weird type of RP but, anyone wanna RP?

Micheal: eh

*Noah and Mikey start to flip out*
Noah: This has to be a scam, IT HAS TO
Mikey: I don't know looks pretty legit.

???: It is legit, if you want to the challenges, Fight this *summons a C tier monster*

Noah: *sends out Machamp* Machamp comet punch!
Machamp: *ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA*

*??? cuts Machamp's head off*
???: No pets allowed.

Noah:MACHAMP!!!! *my eyes shadow over and a gem glows on my wrist*

???: Don't try to kill me, you are only talking to a mere shadow of me, if you want your pet to be revived, fight.

Noah: *my eyes do the red eye thing and I combo the crap out the monster*

Noah: *has astonishing speed*

Noah: *impact beams it*

Noah: *within a few minutes the monster is dead on the ground*

???: That was a C tier monster, You're A tier for your power, interesting, anyways, here is your pet. *Reincarnates Machamp*
???: I would say that if you want to join the organization, but you probably have Trauma that I killed your pet in front of you.

Noah: *my eyes stop the red thing*

*hears a knock on the door and a monster busts through it*
Mikey and Noah: AAAAHHH!!!!

Andy: Let's ignore it, I mean we probably won't even die from it
Leo: Yeah you're right.

???: First strike. (Slices off a hand from Andy and Leo) 2 more strikes and your dead.

*Andy and Leo seemingly disappear, and reappear, their hands fine*
Leo: You'd probably go through 2 million more strikes, and we'd still not be dead.

Leo: Fine, we'll follow along with your challenge, only cause we're bored.
Andy: Yeah, this better not be a waste of our time though.

???: Okay then, Your first challenge. *summons a creature* fight it.

*the creature is already dead*
Leo: Done, not worth our time.
Andy: Pretty basic,.

???: Well, now judging by your powers, you are SS+ tier, So, lets advance it, shall we?
*summons a reality bending creature* The easiest monster of the SS+ tier, might be a challenge, considering it is an SS+ tier monster, but anyways, fight it.

Andy:*yawns* Observe this happen. *he and Leo move by in a blur, as the creature falls down headless*

*The creature comes back alive, with 50% of its power, then warping time and space*

*Andy and Leo start emanating an aura, that manages to stop time and space from being warped*
Andy:*pokes the creature, as it then bursts into flames, and burns away*

???: ...Well, guess you are worthy to be in the organization, You are then top of management if you sign this paper, *teleports a paper to Andy and Leo* If you are willing to take the job, you will get an extra 1Mil dollars and 500,000 a day when you work, so what do you say?

Andy: We prefer working on our own thank you very much. Quite a compelling offer, but we decline.

*ignore*

*??? takes the soul and burns the body, then taking the ashes into the Challenger deep, sealing it with titanium*

Bad kitty:welp,...I'm making myself a cappuccino

Bad kitty:yawn...bruh that not my soul

Alwayzbread: *walks into his house* scam

Tails: This is bullshit. *Broadcast on his phone, saying to watch out for 4 people, which is Tails' family. A graph shows why, and the biggest one is labeled "No reason"* What is this? HEY! That's my bro! And my abuela! What are they in for? "No reason"? *Pulls out a shotgun* Voy a joder tanto a la policía.

???: Strike one. *cuts off a hand and it cannot reheal no matter what* Two more strikes and your dead.

Tails: *Dodges* Why do I have to do this anyway?

???: If you want to live, you have to do it. As I can in fact, steal your soul from you.

Tails: Someone already did that.

*reads the paper* finally someone who actually cares about me

(Carlos}

???: Well, are you ready for it?

(Carlos} For what, I just woke up

(Carlos} Whyd you wake me up at 2 in the morning

???: The test.

(Carlos} If your gonna give me a test, at least let me have my coffee

???: Okay then, but I do not have all day.

(Carlos} *manifests a cup of Capuccino and downs it in one gulp* Now Im ready

???: Sadly we don't have much time, so I guess First and final challenge *Summons C tier monster* Fight this monster.

(Carlos}

Bad kitty:hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Jacob: But this is infront of a wendys!!

???: Very well, you don't need to compete in the challenges then.

Jacob: Who said that?!?!

???: You cannot see me, because you are not in the challenge.

Jacob: Can i do the challenge? ( AFK )

???: Possible, but I would lose the job, you would have to find another paper like this outside your house.

Jacob: Ok * Walks to house for sleep *