Egyptian bean RP? (this is Anubis)

(Carlos} *confusion at the small anubis bean*

Anubis Bean: *looks up at him* Hello.

(Carlos} B E A N

Anubis: Yes. i guess i am a b e a n...

(Carlos} *shapeshifts into a bean as well but couldnt control it*
THE FRICK

Anubis: Its bean time buddy. everyone is now a smol bean.

Finx: mmm B E A N

Anubis: You are also now a B E A N.

Finx: w h a t

Anubis: *has turned you into a bean like him*

shi

Finx: why is me a bean

Anubis: Egyptian magic and stuff.

Finx: o h

Anubis: *Hugs*

Finx: hehe stubby bean arms

Anubis: Yesh. *stubby bean arm hug*

Finx: UwU

Anubis: *crewmate footsteps.exe*

Finx: :3

Anubis: Now what? :p

Finx:

Anubis: ok. *He magically summons a cup of what looks like wine*

Finx: thamk

*When you taste it its actually just grape juice.*

Finx: m m m

Anubis: Drat. i cant make alcohol because im a smol bean. *slightly upset*

Finx: but gryp milm is gud

Anubis: Yesh. Gwape is gud.

Finx: grep

Anubis: yesh

Finx: :3

Anubis: *Sits*

Finx: smol bean

Tails: *Hugs the bean*

Anubis: *Hugs back with stubby arms*

Tails: No one shall harm the bean.

Anubis: Thank you.

Tails: How are you so dang cute?

Anubis: Some ancient magic too complicated to explain..

Tails: *Pats the bean*

Anubis: *Small bean smile*

Tails: Here, climb on my back. *Kneels down* (Titanfall 2 reference)

Anubis: *Climbs on back*

Tails: Where do you need to go?

Anubis: Anywhere. :3

Tails gives him a smol gun
Tails: If there is someone trying to hurt me while I am trying to do something, just shoot them.

Anubis: Got it. *Preps the gun*

Tails: *Goes exploring* If you see anything, let me know.

Anubis: Oki doki. *Determination*

*They go into a cave*

Anubis: *is spooked and shoots a bat through its head*

Tails: two things. One, Nice shot, and Two, you probably stopped Covid-19.

Anubis: Oh.

Tails: *Pats the bean* *Goes deeper in the cave* That gun burns anything that has no shield. I will tell you about 'em later.

Anubis: Seems simple enough..

Tails: Not those medieval shields tho.

Anubis: Oh.. ok.

(I beat Ballistic Hard mode with one hand.)
Tails: Ones that look kind of like this. *Shows a random picture of a shield from borderlands 2*

Anubis: Ohhh.. I see.

Tails: That gun is garbage against them, so let me take care of the shields, then you open fire when they are down.

Anubis: Sounds easy enough... :3

Tails: Good.

Anubis: *Preps gun again*

Tails: It's semi auto, so no need to prep it again.

Anubis: OK. *Determination*

Tails: *Keeps exploring*

Anubis: *keeping watch, aiming gun around* ....

There is a robot torn up on the ground, holding a gun.

Anubis: *small squeak. Shoots the robot in its head*

The word "Resist" Appears on it's head, as well as an 11.

Anubis: Thats.... ominous.

Bot: *Glitching out*

Anubis: *shoots it again for added measure*

Bot: Stop shooting me.

Anubis: Stoop spooking me.

Robot: You know I am resistant to fire, right?

Anubis: I did not

Robot: Well here. *Hands Anubis a piece of paper that has this:
Fire is weak against shields and armor (Robots).
Shock is weak against flesh and armor (No shield)
Corrosive is weak against flesh and shield.
Fire is strong against flesh
Shock is strong against shields
Corrosive is strong against armor
Slag increases damage with non-slag weapons.
Explosive deals dependable damage against all elemental types
Fighting one with the same elemental type is a stupid idea
Badass skags that have an element can give it to other skags. (Only)
Stalkers cannot go invisible without their shields
PDW loaders can reflect bullets back at the shooter
Teidore guns can be thrown and they explode like a grenade when doing do, and deal damage proportional to the ammo left in the clip.
Armor enemies can have shields
Some bosses can have shields
Explosive, Normal, and slag are the only types that deal moderate damage to enemies that have shields/armor type or elemental.

Anubis: *Reads the paper* Interesting... i shall keep this in mind.

Bot: Beware. If you go deeper, you will see some things that might not be in this paper.

Anubis: I shall try to be careful. but i am smol bean, so its kinda hard...

Bot: True, but these creatures tore my lower half apart.

Anubis: Then i shall try as hard as a small bean like myself can

Tails: Like I said, if you see anything, watch out and warn me.

Anubis: Understood. *looking around*

Tails: *As he steps into the deeper part of the cave, the bot says "Good luck"*

Anubis: *waves his stubby little arms, that are rounded at the end and have little paw beans*

Tails: *As he continues, it grows darker*

Anubis: *the gold on his body glows a bit*

Tails: Thanks for the light.

Anubis: No problem.. it just happens. im like a little glow stick. ^w^

Tails: *Grabs Anubis and puts him infront of me*

Anubis: *looks around*

Tails: See anything? *Something moves through the shadows*

Anubis: hmmm.... i see bats... and... a box?

Tails: *Walks towards the box* Keep lookout.

Anubis: *Looks around* ....

The same thing just passes by as Tails is opening the box

Anubis: *Gasps* I see something!

Tails: What is it?

Anubis: Something shadowy... i cant make it out.

Tails: Tell me if you see him again.

Anubis: Ok... *Looks around with a small sweat on his forehead*

(What was inside the box?)

(a large rifle)

(Kay)
Tails picks up the Large rifle

Anubis: *Squints into the dark* ..

Tails: I found this rifle.

Anubis: *looks over* oh..

Tails: Lets keep going. *Walks to the more deeper part of the cave*

Anubis: *the darker it gets the brighter his light seems* Hmmmm....

Tails: See anything?

Anubis: *squints* Hmm.. i see.... a dead body.

Tails: Where?

Anubis: Just.. "A Head" *giggles at his own bad pun*

Tails: *Throws him at the dead body* Go take a look.

Anubis: Eeep! *he bounces off the ground and lands on his feet, he then looks at the body* hm...

The body: H-Help...Me...

Anubis: O-.... Hang on. *holds out his little arms and some golden smoke flows towards the body*

The body: ?

Anubis: *the smoke starts to heal the body*

Before that happened, he died.

Anubis: Oh darn.

Tails: Well you can't save everyone, I guess.

Anubis: *a small shadow flows from the body and into Anubis*

Tails: !

Anubis: Its fine.

Tails: Really?

Anubis: yes, its totally normal. if someone dies near me i absorb their soul. its my job as the Egyptian god of death. makes me stronk.

Tails: Kay.

Anubis: Let us continue. :3

Tails: Kay. *Continues down the cave* How deep is this cave?

Anubis: no idea..

Tails comes across some humanoid creature.

Anubis: ?

Tails: Oh god that is scary.

Anubis: uh oh...

Tails: Lets make a run for it...

Anubis: I have tiny legs i cant go fast

Tails grabs him by the head and makes a run for it.

Anubis: EEP!

Tails: Sorry! *They leave the cave*

Anubis: *rubs his head with his little arms* Its ok..

Tails: Your still very cute and stubby tho.

Tails: Still cute and stubby. *Pats his head*

Tails: Let's make a run for it.

Anubis: *smol smile*

Tails: *Smile*

Anubis: glad we didnt die

Tails: Same.

*Anubis hugs your leg*

Tails: fren

Anubis: yeah..

Tails: Do you have a home?

Anubis: yes... Well i did, but its kinda... Morbid.

Tails: Well you can stay with me.

Anubis: Ok. *he smiles*

Tails picks him up and walks towards a house that looks awfully clean

Anubis: ooo....

Tails: Here ya are.

Anubis Nice house...

Tails: Thanks.

Anubis: *Goes and sits on the couch*

Tails: Make yourself at home, I guess.

Anubis: Ok. *he lays down on the couch and falls asleep*

Tails covers him with a blanket

Anubis: *Sleeps for a couple hours*

Tails sleeps next to him

Anubis: *Wakes up and goes to get some milk*

Tails was hugging Anubis in his sleep

Anubis: *Quickly drinks his milk and goes back to lay down*

Tails is peacefully sleeping

Anubis: *Cuddles back in*

Tails smiles

Anubis: *soft exhale of happyness*

Tails hugs Anubis, even though he is sleeping