narwhal announcement template 5

Oop

What the-

Its currently impossible for me to be turned on ._. Unless its because of a book; I'm in a very weeby zone right now.

*Casually wants to try*

Lmao you c a n ' t .
Unless you're Nate o r Bownlyn (characters from the book I'm reading) you cannot-

You're not Nate or Brownlyn.

*takes mask off* OR AM I!?

* i n h a l e *
aLriGhT N a t e .

How did you say your mom died??

*nervous sweating*
*says how my mom died*

._.

What are you trying to prove-

Uh
Uhhhh
UHHHHHHHH
Yeah ok I give up ;-;

I'm just having fun~ So. Car sex in the backseat?

*shatters mirror with random knife*
*makes you look into one of the shards* UnU

.
like i wanna but I refuse to let you spread your horny onto me-

of all the ways to shatter a mirror -_-

Hey. You're still driving. Eyes on the road, Sir... not at me~

I- *shrugs*

I'm not looking at you, now behave yourself -_-

smh

*touches your neck from the backseat* I know you want to~ You don't need to play tough... Lets take those handcuffs of yours and use them for something else~

TwT

I-
Narwhal get a hold of yourself-

HHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE-

N E V E R
My horny is to stronk.

Smh -_-

It was h o t .

Smh boi -_-

R o o d .

rUdE >_>
more like- *trying to think of a good insult*
...
Yeah nvm

B r e h
Tell

No I say nvm bc I can't think of one-
Or did I think of one?
Who knows :)

-_-
D u m n b .

Oh! You said you and Rose zoom every Wednesday right? Did you tell her I said hi-?

Bish- *smac*

actually every other week we zoom every day-
I honestly forgot for reasons but yesterday I texted her saying you said hi
I'll tell you what she says

oW~

Oh- W e l p -
O okay
Thancc

Bish shut up or I'll turn you on more since the kiss scene already got you started-

Ye lmao
yeah np

G l a d to hear that. Now let me simp over fictional characters and get turned on by kissing scenes in

p e a c e .

;-;

W h y c r i

bc y e s

D u m n b .

Bish *smac*
no u

Ow~
U n o r e v e r s e

>_> *bonks and hand cuffs you and takes you to cop car*
Mirror

Hand cuffs? Kinky~
You're standing infront of me, look into it yourself *smac* UnU

I-
Bitch I'm taking you to horny jail I don't need you tryna attack me as I drive you there

No, I'm directing it at you *smack bacc*

oh no this again

*Wheeze*

how are you reading at 3am

Theres something called b o o k s .

yeah but, from my knowledge of living on earth, its usually dark at 3amm

Theres also something called l i g h t .

where is you getting the l i g h t from?

My computer ._.

1. why did you mention books then?
2. why you on computer when you can sleep?
3. out of everything you can do on computer, you READ!!??!? (im not judging you, i swear)

1. Because I'm reading a book, a book of PAPER, idiot.
2. I don't want to sleep and I'm not doing anything on my computer except bullying people on Omegle.
3. I'm reading from a BOOK dammit, and yes. The book is good and interesting.

oooooooooooo wait
your using your computer screen as light to read a book. is that what you mean?

Partially. I'm multitasking ._.

ahhoooouuuu