welp

DUDE
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS GETTING H U R T

wOaH.
What a well-structured diagram. I understand now, thank you.

this is me falling

You look really unhappy :(
There's so much detail in the picture I'm getting emotional-

H m .
I thought that was a p**is.

i drew the big toe big cus big toe

I see that now *wheezing*
Very nice-

this was me

You have black hair?
Oh no you're crying :(

why the f**k are the floors so slippery

Maybe cuz they're w e t ?

they weren't wet

Maybe its c u m . .?

couldn't be

only do that in my room

this wasn't in my room

I- Alright. Seems reasonable.
Were you wearing s o c k s ?

i always wear socks

the only time i'm not wearing socks is when i'm in the shower

Then maybe you slipped cuz you were wearing socks ._. Was the ground tile?

hardwood

Then maybe you slipped on your mcf**king S O C K S .

damn, the thigh highs would really betray me like that?

I thought you were wearing socks. Now thigh highs?
Probably.

no

it's the staircase's fault

it was in the way

Wait... you f**king tripped on the staircase and broke you toe??? *WHEEEEZE*

no

i was walking from the living room to the other living room, both are on the same floor

then i tripped and my toe hit the bottom step of the staircase

i would've said it was stubbed but it hurt for too long

I n e r t i a .
What does any of that have to do with the floor being slippery...?

i tripped on the slippery floor

._.

So you tripped on the slippery floor and you broke your toe cuz of the staircase.

yes

would you like a diagram?

I-
Sure?

it was also 11pm and to get batteries you have to walk down the stairs which are really creaky

sneaked down there a couple times

Oooh okay, its 5 am for me *wheeze*

is it still 5 am

I- NO *WHEEZE*

It's 1:30 pm now.

oh okay

it’s 3:30 for me

yes i do

then i did this

Same :0
* g a s p * LANGUAGE, BITCH.

it hurt really bad so it's allowed

this was my foot

i'm pretty sure nails are pink

Fair -_-

I- Did you paint your nails pink??

no they're just naturally pink

Huh. C o o l .

this is my face

How long were you crying for-?

boy i sure wish my mouse didn’t die

idk

*WHEEZE* Yeh I was wondering where you went-

(Why is your skin red-)

cus i'm angry

*WHEEZE*
Alright.

i- you okeh?

i broke my toe what do you think

ye youre fine

totally

glad i could help :')

i wish the floors weren't slippery

dont f**king jack off on them then *worst joke in my life im sorry you had to read that*

but i only do that in my room

this wasn't in my room

oh..
hol up

what the f**k was it