Shocked Omega Mart Lemon

you've doomed yourself

Who yours crush

Jaiden

how old

19

*tries to make Smut*

NOO!

NO MORE!

BLOO NO-

So- *ahem*

Daniel was walking along when he bumps into a hooded woman-

BLOO STOP

Wow Hopped onto PornHub, I'm 'bouta beat my dick (Nice)
Saw a fat ass so you know I had to click (Okay)
I was 'bouta nut then I realized something's wrong (What?)
I think that that's my teacher, what the f**k is goin' on?
Wait, hold it, I just had a f**kin' bruh moment
Whoa, bitch, why the f**k my teacher on some hoe shit?
Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my teacher getting f**ked by five guys
Now I'm really freakin' out, I just don't know what to do
No, my teacher's a hoe, but I still gotta go to school, though
I thought for a while then I came up with a plan
Now I might finesse my teacher for like 20 f**kin' bands
So I pull up to class, I ain't even got a backpack
My teacher turned around and I start staring at her fat ass
She told me to stay after, I can't contain my laughter
Extortion on my mind just like a 1300s pastor
My teacher told me, "Boy, you better start paying attention
If you keep actin' up, then I'ma put you in detention"
I said, "I don't give a f**k, because I've seen you takin' dick
So just gimme all your money or I'm 'bouta f**kin' snitch"
She started starin' at me then she laughed
She reached in her pocket then she pulled out a badge
S.W.A.T. Team kicked down the door, now I'm trapped
I'm 'bouta go to jail just for lookin' at some ass?
Hopped onto PornHub, I'm 'bouta beat my dick
Saw a fat ass so you know I had to click
I was 'bouta nut then I realized something's wrong
I think that that's my teacher, what the f**k is goin' on?
Wait, hold it, I just had a f**kin' bruh moment
Whoa, bitch, why the f**k my teacher on some hoe shit?
Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my teacher getting f**ked by five guys

Wth?

WTF

He tried to apologize, the woman turned around.. Danny seemed to recognize her fa-

BLOO NOO

*she decides to take her hood off, it’s revealed to be Jaiden, his crush! Jaiden greeted the boy and he greeted back shyly.

BLOO! NO, NO MORE-

Bloo is questioning the Exo’s timidness, as they never noticed he had a crush on them, Bloo leans towards Cayde-

BLOO STOP-

At least that stupid story about me and Jaid didnt contin-NOPE

Jaiden placed her hand on the Creeper’s cheek-

NOO! I JINXED IT

HONHONHONHONHON-

Why the f**k did the earth collapse?

Idk lmao.

HEY HEY HEY- NO LEANING ON CAYDE

STOP! NO MORE

StickDanny proceeds to put his head under StickCayde’s feet, he enjoyed the softness of his socks- *WHEEZE*

Stop this madness! AAAA

Blaze proceeds to sit on Hex’s lap, only for the earth to collapse.