he fasting

btw he just finished slaughtering and eating the corpse of an anime girl

Wha

*disturbs him*

(he wakes up, stomps your kneecaps backwards, and goes back to bed}

Thanks for letting my dreams come true

(Carlos}

IM NOT?!?!?!

(Carlos} Oh you are
Theres your dead body right there
Anyways, *starts snoring at unholy volume and the entire apartment complex shakes*

Oh hey body! It's loud as f**k, ain't it? *Leaves*

*pulls out a megaspeaker and starts to blast dubstep through it*

(he wakes up, stomps your kneecaps backwards, and goes back to bed}

he has a weighted blanket

Dark humor in a nutshell

(he wakes up, stomps your kneecaps backwards, and goes back to bed}

Me who doesnt have legs

(he wakes up, stomps your elbows backwards, and goes back to bed}

Me with double jointed elbows, fingers, and double jointed neck

(he wakes up, stomps your spinal chord backwards, and goes back to bed}

Me holding a reverse card