You see this wandering the mountains.

Oh well, if it bleeds, it can die. *Summons a rocket launcher and some earbuds with calm relaxing music, then shooting a rocket straight into the unknown creature's mouth*

(Really dude
Its just trying to live a normal life and you try to kill it}

(Don't care and never will)

*backs away quietly*

(It makes a loud noise, and your ears start to bleed}

*runs away trying to be quiet*

Joker: ....big brother is bigger than that....
Joker grabs his stop sign(+)

(Great Mother Megaphone}

Joker starts sprinting towards the massive megaphone creature(+)

(Great Mother Megaphone is even more confused}

he stops and looks at it(+)

(Great Mother Megaphone} *keeping up ye olde siren head trait and blurting random words and numbers*
Confused
87
Toxic
Hydrochloric

*Tries to speak in a microphone* Your hired!

(Great Mother Megaphone}

*Slowly walks away, careful to be quiet*

(It notices you and starts walking towards you, the earth quaking with each step}

I'd whisper "Shit.. Shit.. SHIT.." I'd start walking a bit faster

(It walks faster}

I'd throw a rock in it's mouth, then scream "LONG HORSE! F**KING HELP ME!"

(It still follows you and you see how big it really is. Almost 1O,OOO feet tall

Long horse would come, and start constricting it

(it manages to shake it off and it catches up to you}

F**K!"

(It grabs you, picks you up and stares at you}

I'd play dead, to make it not eat me

(It brings you closer to its face, curious about you}

I'd start speaking tongues, "Hello. I am not here to hurt you, if you are not here to hurt me."

(Can we continue in memechat?)

(yes}

K I've followed you))

oh okay. *turns around*

*siren music starts*

(Great Mother Megaphone starts doing the spooky dance}

Y e s

Wtf a siren head *runs*

(It notices you and starts walking to your location}

*sprints*

(it walks faster}

*gets in car*