No, nice have claws. Have you tried a wet bag of fungi?
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1 up, 4y,
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1 up, 4y,
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LOL.. Last time you saw your dad was from inside his nutsack.
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y,
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That roast was about as stale as a half-empty can of two-week-old beer left in the sun with a dead bee in it. You can do better. I'm probably the only one to ever say that to you.
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2 ups, 4y,
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You'll be saying I'm better from this day forward you musty muppet raping bag of ass teeth.
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y,
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Da fuq? That wasn't bad...not bad at all. Think of that while you was licking yo momma's toes?
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1 up, 4y,
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Nope...your momma's toes. The rest of her smelled of cheese and disappointment.
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Yo momma opened her legs and the health department had to step in and close them for the good of humanity.
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1 up, 4y,
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okay...heard that one before.
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y
It was probably a traumatic experience for her, bet she talks about it all the time...unlike you.
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
Your momma smells like half-eaten seafood that's been shat on and left in the sun.
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1 up, 4y,
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Dead body reported? Somebody better call the abortion clinic and get your momma's money back, cause here you are!
You like to make accusations, but you can't back them up. That was just an old nursery rhyme that Andrew Dice Clay modified before you were swimming in a testicle bag. I don't need Google. I have a lifetime of insults stored up. I guess you weren't even smart enough to look it up yourself. Sad. I'm not gonna roast you on this meme, because it was for another member. Now you just go back to playing with your sperm sock and let the adults have their conversation. I'll be happy to roast ya some other time, just promise you won't cry. You kids seem to be a little whiny when the adults chime in.
and i guess you dont want me to bring up your 2 "followers" aka alts?
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0 ups, 4y,
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Ok...private little dick. Can you imagine what was going on when you were named? They looked and said, "Oh it's a girl, no wait, what's that little thing? Oooooh, Okay, we'll name him Peter cause he has a little prick." lol.
I don't know about followers. I don't live here like some of you. I've used this as a meme site for other post since 2015, so I've been here longer than you and created a helluva lot of content. I just don't need affirmation from preteens to determine my worth. I have a home and a job that does that nicely. But you keep studying, and one day you might make enough to get out of the home other people pay for.
and ive been on for 3 months and i have twice as many points as you XD
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0 ups, 4y,
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You made the claim...now back it up. If you got no game, don't hate the players. You can't roast and you don't even know how to challenge someone that does. That's next-level loser right there.