YOU BOOT UP A NEW MINECRAFT WORLD AND SPAWN ON A SEASHORE, NEAR A SWAMP WITH A BROKEN NETHER PORTAL THAT HAS 10 LAVA SOURCE BLOCKS AND 2 OBSIDIAN BLOCKS NEXT TO EACH OTHER; RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PORTAL THERE IS A FORTRESS WITH EASY ACCESS TO BLAZE; THERE'S A CAVE UNDER THE PORTAL THAT LEADS TO AN ABANDONED MINESHAFT THAT PROBABLY HAS A NOTCH APPLE; THE MINESHAFT LEADS TO THE STRONGHOLD
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