this is me as a pokemon card. the writing is in minecraft enchanting table which is basically english

262 ⍑!¡; ᒲ||ᓭℸ ̣ ╎ᓵ; ↸∷ᒷᔑᒲ; ᔑʖ╎ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ||: ⎓∷╎ᒷリ↸ ʖ𝙹リ⚍ᓭ; ╎⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ╎ᓭ ᔑリ ᔑꖎꖎ|| 𝙹リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓╎ᒷꖎ↸, ∴╎リ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ╎ᓭ ↸𝙹⚍ʖꖎᒷ↸; ↸∷ᒷᔑᒲ !¡𝙹⊣ ᒲ𝙹↸ᒷ:; ⎓ꖎ╎!¡ ᔑ ᓵ𝙹╎リ. ╎⎓ ⍑ᒷᔑ↸ᓭ, ᒷꖎ╎ᒲ╎リᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᔑ↸⋮ᔑᓵᒷリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᒷᔑᒲ; ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ↸∷ᒷᔑᒲ ⍊ᒷ∷ᓭ╎𝙹リ 𝙹⎓ ᒲ||ᓭℸ ̣ ╎ᓵ, ⍑ᒷ ᓵᔑリ リ𝙹∴ ⊣𝙹 ↸∷ᒷᔑᒲ !¡𝙹⊣ ᒲ𝙹↸ᒷ. ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ⚍ᓭ⚍ᔑꖎ, ⍑ᒷ ∴𝙹∷ꖌᓭ ʖᒷᓭℸ ̣ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᔑ !¡ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ リᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⎓╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᔑꖎ𝙹リ⊣ᓭ╎↸ᒷ