Once upon a time, there was a magical land called the Mushroom Kingdom. It is ruled over by Princess Toadstool, who for some reason is always getting captured by the evil King Bowser. It is up to a fat-ass plumber named Mario to save the day. However, on his way, around World 1-4, Mario needed to use the bathroom. So he went up to a pit, lowering his overalls. "Time to take a piss!" Mario announced as the stream of yellow liquid fell into the pit. Suddenly, a goomba, one of Bowser's minions, walked up to Mario. "What the hell are you doing?" The goomba asked. Mario was pretty PISSED (get it?) about him being interrupted during his pee break. "I'M TAKING A PISS!" Mario shouts to the goomba angrily. "Ok, but why aren't you jumping at me? That's what you're supposed to do." The goomba says. Mario usually defeats the goombas by stomping on their heads. "I might do it f**king later." Mario says, still annoyed. Now, the goomba was the one to be angry. "No, I'm a motherf**king enemy, you're supposed to jump at me." It says. Mario the realizes he should just stomp on the goomba and go back to his business. "Okie doke then, let me get my pants up first and then MAYBE I'll jump at you." Mario says. This only made the goomba angrier. "Maybe? MAYBE?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F**KING MIND?!?! NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERF**KER!!!" The goomba shouts. "Let me get my pants up first." Mario says. "Ugh fine." The goomba replies. THE END.
