Sit down folks,
Let me tell ya a little story.
About the time,
Before all my sexy glory...
I knew a group of people
That was just so irritating
As soon as I met them,
My life became devastating
First was Mario a fat ass b****
His pasta fetish made me wanna put him in a ditch.
Then there's Luigi now,he's just dead weight
Oh yeah, then again...he was easy to manipulate.
Don't get me started on the annoying squid girl,
the sound of her voice was like screeching metal.
There was this blue haired chick......but I forgot her name,
When I think about it she couldn't shut up about games.
Toad and Bowser,what a waste of space,
SMG4,An unfunny disgrace.
Then there was this green turd, oh god why?
His love for anime made me wanna die!
Ultimate Diss Track, Ultimate Diss Track
Your dignity in life,you're never getting back
Ultimate Diss Track Ultimate Diss Track
you're never gonna recover from this ultimate attack.
True Story
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