im bored as heck

aight go ahead.

What is the twin towers favourite pizza?

Plane.

ight keep goin

Ive beaten my illiterate friend with a dictionary
I also threw a flash bang at a group of epileptic kids

ok the first 1 was funny. keep goin.

What's small, stringy and red all over?
The orphan I just ran over

pfff lmao

they are going to be REALLY dark, so a fair warning

yes

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter he ain't coming

Aight

Lol

sure

If your parents deserted you are you considered an orphan

yes
yes you are

Meeee

Why don't women wear watches?
Cus' the oven's got a clock

I-

i said it would be dark :/

I love it xD

Goooo

All women have two sides:

-Their left
-And their other left

Because they don't have rights

XD

What’s The most popular game in Africa?

the hunger games

oh god-
lmao

Y'know, life is like a box of chocolates...

It ends sooner for fat people

that just facts

Genders are like the twin towers...you want to know how?

how?

There used to be two now it's a sensitive topic

oh yeah ok i c how.

*messed

Moreee, thats Messenger up But morrrreeee

Dark humour is like food, not every one gets it.

That one’s overused

What do you call a special needs kid holding a gun?

Special Forces

ight keep going

The only rights girls have is kitchen rights

sexist but ok

i said it was going to be dark :/

i was not that dark tho

also not really dark