ALWAYS capitalize Minecraft

Me committing mass inbreeding to my cows

What I do is I get two cows in a 2 block deep hole and I keep on breeding them until they get squished so all I have to do is give them wheat. We are all guilty of killing any animal in minecraft so no hate plz.

Me building nuke out of millions of blocks of tnt:

Me committing twin towers, nazi holocaust, civil war, arson, slaughter, and deforestation

(My dad walks in: what did that sheep do to be beaten)
Me unable to sprint and my sword broke: I NEED FOOD you see my hunger bar