Ngl, I would totally have made this post.

*kills homophobes*

You could actually actually use this in court-
Lol-

I wish I could...
"your Honor, I go by they/them therefore I am above the law. Peace!"
"Wait, oh, ok. well, have a nice day?"

If there is a way to be legally recognized as they/them then all clauses with he/she would not apply to you

Wait, really?!?!

I think so-
I’m no lawyer-

Huh, it’d be funny if that was true.

me who's first language is Spanish, and every single word is either Male or Female, making it very hard for me to understand Non binary people/ things:

Yea... it's like it was specifically made for English and little to non of the other languages.

yeah, even the they/ them in spanish has gendered version. so basically i have a hard time with nonbinarys. online its fine but irl my brain autogenders or some stupid sh*t like that. ;-;

Huh, I didn't know you could gender they/them, even in another language. Weird.

yeah its like, they (them girls) and they (them boys) its easy enough but it make one have difficulty understanding Genderlessness... even the sun and moon have genders, even a frackin' rock or a table, everything has genders. makes me kinda confused sometimes when i speak english.

How tf would you give a table a gender?

tables are Female in spanish. and so are chairs.

mesa the "a" at the end signifies Female. ella is her el is him, also male The. el sol, the sun. la also female the, la luna, the moon.

So with that knowledge... paper is male.
Why is life so weird.

no f-ing clue. but yeah, when spanish is your first language its kinda hard to grasp the concept of being non-binary...

Do you have a discord?

i cant got on it for some reason. ;-;

Huh, well if you do ever find it, memechat me and I'll get on discord at 6:00 Colorado time.👍?

oh cool, im actualy just an hour behind you. western Kansas time. :D

*hugs back* thanks you! You're the best person I've talked to this week!

No problem, thats why im here; to make people happy.

*goes to follow you*
*sees that I'm already following you*
No wonder I'm already following, they're the nicest person ever!

awww... thanks. ^w^

I would guess so, given that inanimate objects have a gender.

Ikr, it makes explaining that my friend - whom is non binary - is not he or she it just.... there actually is no word for "IT" either... i just realized.. @_@

That's actually the only thing that's made me laugh today. *sad banana noises*

aww. *hugs* is ok.

Huh, that's cool!

^w^ 'tis.

That's f-ing weird

https://youtu.be/eYDs-2xJGlc?list=TLPQMjEwNDIwMjExtZo4BJK1PA

i have to go reflect on this... Why would my language do this!?

Very funny Undertale joke lmao

i saw it and raced over to reply with it.

Idk who that is, but I guessed that it was one of those Twitter accounts that is based on cartoon characters. But I just thought it was funny.

it is funny!

double trouble is a nonbinary character in she-ra and the princesses of power on netflix

Ohhhh, I thought it might be She-Ra. I’ll have to watch it again. I only watched the 1st and 2nd seasons.

i've watched it twice and i'm considering a third

I can't judge, I've been binge-watching naruto over the last month. I'm only on Shippuden Season 1 Episode 108.

noice!

Eh, I know I can do better. But f-king Hulu has ads everywhere.

That’s great! Now I can go rob a bank!

Can I come with?

Of course, we'll split the money

Dope, when shall we begin planning?

whenever you're ready

Alright, so.
The entrance is here *points to the entrance to the bank*
The exit is here *points to vent outside the bank*
We disguise ourselves as guards, get in, kidnap the manager, get the code for the vault, grab the money, and leave! Gucci? Great.
You got the drill and lockpick and surpressed pistol?

Of course! and if we need it, some C4.

That's only if we're going in loud. Are we going in loud?

we go in quiet, come out loud

All the more time to plan our attack plan.

Indeed

Got it, who's driving?

I don't know how to drive, you?

It seems we have come into quite a predicament...

This was quite unforseen

Yes... oh well, I guess I'll have to wait to get my driver's license. :(

Our plans are delayed until then :(