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tell me your password

no

conquer fricking mars.

big bet

Die

bet *stabs me self*

Help me rob a bank

BET BRO

get over here! *shoots you with a rifle*

What did I do

your too loud

I haven't said anything

your screaming

I stopped screaming
That comment was over 20 minutes ago

still

I'm sorry

AYYYY witch bank are we robbin?

does KFC count as a bank

FRICK YEAH IT DOES!!

OK LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO

Ight when are we going???

right now *throws you in the car and drives off*

POOOG Thank goodness i carry around my chainsaw

HELL YEAH!!!

YESIR do you want an RPG?

i have one already i think *checks behind her seat* i hope kirby didnt take it *brings out a mini gun* nope *pulls out grenade* maybe *pulls out pocket knives* sure

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE your car is like a moving gunshop I love it.

here *hands you a rifle*

:O thanks

mhm *grabs out dual pistols*

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGG

yes

we have reached levels of pog that is beyond human comprehension.

yes

Yessir

here it is, KFC

ah yes,
TIME TO ROB IT

yup actually i dont need weapons *eyes turn red and tentacles grow out of my back* i’m a demon so...also when we are done you could preform surgery on the dead bodies

POOOOOGGGGERRRRS

IGHT BET

(after)
ok come on

ight

where to go now?

hmmm lets go buy some drip

k

ye

(after)
they didn’t accept the chicken so i didnt accept their life and stabbed them and pulled out their heart here *hands a heart*

oop

OOoooOoOoo yuommy *Eats*

ok? *has blood on mouth*

Thanks i hadnt eaten for days

your welcome *pulls out an arm and eats it* sorry i have to eat human flesh to restore my power energy

naw its fine

*gets on knees and starts eating the body*

ok well while you are doing that im going to go find some survivors

k

*comes back with 4 zombies*
Dude we are blind

why?

there was 4 people left

*stabs them with my tentacles* now their aren’t

aww you killed my zombies ;-; *sniffs*

oh sorry

its fine

(in the car)
*sigh* where to now?

idk

ok *puts on this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaNTLeB67IA*

oof im in school i will listen to it later

ok lol
*sigh* well i could drive you to your house

ok thats fine *sigh*

...anything wrong?

well if my parents find out what ive done id be in trouble

dont worry *vanishes all the blood off her* there we go just say we went out to eat as friends

Pog ok

(at your house)
ok see you later

bye see ya!

*drives off*
(the next day)
hey bro

wasup homeslice

how is you?

good and you?

i’m doing good went on a killing spree before this

oh AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?????? I thought we were bros ;-;

sorry i thought you were busy

its fine

*sighs and rubs eyes*

tired?

nope now where to?

you choose

idk ummmm

ummm

*has a scar on eye*

how'd you get that?

oh stupid demon slayers tried to kill me

oof

yup...*puts on eye patch*

well then

yea haha its sure to heal soon

want me to heal it now?

how?

i can heal things

no thanks *instantly heals* see? the bleeding already stopped

oop ok

yea so........you decide where to go yet?

i told you that you can choose

i dont know tho!

fine lets go blow up a target

ok

Big bets

(after putting the bombs down)
dude get out of here its too dangerous

ok lets go

ok-
(rocks cover the entrance)
*throws you out of the building*

wait no
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

meet me at the tru- *blows up*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(the target store blows up)

*head falls in front of you*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Snilles* ;-; my friend.......

pretty good prank, huh? *body walks over to the head and picks it up* it was pretty funny

OMG *Hugs* dont do that

*hugs back* ok i’m sorry

now lets go

ok come on *gets in the truck*

ok *gets in truck*

*looks at you* were you crying?

dude? were you..crying?

yes... i thought you just died what else what i have done??

ok ok (in mind) huh, no one really did cry over...when would she? eh, whatever

so what are we going to do now?

(there was some typos in there so...)
idk

lets do something normal for once

ok?.....like what?

lets go to dave and busters

where is it?

its a couple blocks east

ok *drive recklessly*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

or do you want me to drive normally?

normal is boring

ok *continues*

hmm lets see how much money i have *pulls out 1000 dollars* yup should last us 8 hours

ok

please *pulls out 100,000 dollars* its gonna last us the whole day

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

yup

*hears a thud* Oop i think we ran someone over

oop- oh well. come on we are here

ight

(after 24 hours)
that was fun

yes

so i’m gonna drop you off at your house now

ok

here we are *opens the door* today was fun

yes it was

see you around ill leave the truck here if thats ok

see ya and thats fine

(next day)
*appears behind you* sup

*sings hand behind me* oh im so sorry

its fine barely felt it anyways

ok good

yea what should we do today?

you pick

(swings)

ok bye *vanishes*

wanna go out again? as friends?

ye

ok come on *gets in the car*

ok *gets in*

where do you wanna go?

lets go break all of the prison inmates out (except for pedos)

ok *drives to the prison*

this is going to be fun!

yup *digs behind your seat* here’s grenades

shweet thanks

yw and here *gives you a lighter and gasoline*

O_O how'd you know i was a pyromaniac?

idk *gives you dual pistols*

thanks

mhm *gets out of the car and grows out tentacles and has red eyes* ok lets go

ight

officer: HEY WHATS YOU DOING!?!?
get behind me dude
officer: *shoots me*

*nervous laughter*

sorry if this embarrasses you *kills the guard*

oop

yea did that embarrass you? i’m sorry if it did

a little.... its fine im prone to it

ok. now come on lets free some prisoners *helps you up*

ok lets go

(after)
LEZZZZZ GOOOOO

WHOOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!

(in the truck)
i’m glad i’m friends with you

same

*drives off*

where to?

idk

oop same

oof