Ba-nae-naed

Tails: *Snaps his neck*

*more grunts arrive, some with blades, some with guns, some with just their fists. over 5O of them*

Tails: *Insert death montage of gaster blasters and swords killing all of them because I am lazy as f**k*

(Zombies and a Clown with a submachine gun appear}
(Welcome to madness combat}

Tails: ¡¡¡ES MUY TRUCO !!! Ya terminé con esta mierda.
*Runs away*

(A guy that looks like a zombie clown stops you in your tracks and attacks with a traffic sign}

Tails snaps his neck

(A horde of grunts, agents, engineers and zombies come rushing towards you}

Tails: And this all started by snapping someone's neck who was attacking me with a banana!

(The Clown you attacked earlier rises back up and red text starts to appear in mid air}
OMFG
YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN
CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!!!!!

Tails: No matas a Tails, Tails te mata a ti.

Bolt: trynna fight? Don't

Jacob: * Gets out banana rifle *

Scorch: is this an offer, or a threat?

(Grunt} I dunno. Just feel like fighting someone.

Scorch: then fight a robot or something.

(Grunt} Ok thanks

Scorch: you’re welcome, I guess.

(He starts fighting a random robot in the distance}

*he just watches.*

(All of a sudden, another grunt is about to hit him with a pipe}

Scorch: ?

(the grunt gets hit in the head}

Scorch: ouch..

(The clown rises and red text starts to manifest in the air}
OMG
YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN
CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!!!!!

Scorch: ...shit.

(2 more people show up. 1 accidentally hits the other and they start fighting}

Scorch: /0\

(the frick does that mean}

(He mostly takes on the form of a humanoid with a triangle head, and let’s just say he’s either shocked or surprised.)

(oh ok}
(All of a sudden, a zombie clown comes in and beats the 2 new guys with a traffic sign.}

Scorch: the hell?

(The clown is slowly rearing up to the guy you helped earlier, ready to beat him to a pulp}

Scorch: looks like I’ll have to get involved.

*he teleports behind the clown and grabs him.*

(The Clown trashes violently}

*he aims a gun towards his head and proceeds to shoot.*

Nice banana you got there

(He thanks you and then gets stabbed in the back by another Grunt}

Cuber:you son of a *shoots*

(More grunts arrive with more dangerous weaonry}

Cuber:oh, more guests? *reloads* bring it on! *shoots them all*

(Even more come and this guy comes too}

Cuber:even more bastards! *shoots til no more bullets, then starts stabbing and throws a knife at the guy*

(He deflects it}
(Jebus} Do not even try.

Cuber:oh, a tricky person *grabs his knife* BRING! IT! OOOOON!

(He rears up for a slash with his sword, but then his head gets ripped in half by what looks like a zombie clown with a mask}

Cuber:the f**k are you?

(The clown doesnt answer and attacks with a traffic sign}

*Cuber dodges*

Cuber:oh you asked for it *shoote*

(The clown regenerates and text appears}
(Text} OMFG
YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN
CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!!!!

Cuber:explain how the Boyfriend kicked your ass then.

(Tricky} That was a rap battle. THIS IS A TRUE FIGHT

Cuber: *yawn* you clowns are so unfunny *kicks in the face*

(Tricky} CUBES ARENT THAT COOL THEMSELVES. *smacks with traffic sign*

*Cuber dodges*

Cuber:nice TRY! *kicks to a wall of spikes*

(Tricky is dead for now}

Cuber:Ha! *walks off*