When you talk bad about Texas...

It's TEXAS not Taxes.

understandeb

Wait, I wanna dew a different version...

yes

Goodbye bus!

yes

well then lets test it
*cough*
AY SANDY, TEXAS SUCKS, THAT INCLUDES THE NUTS TOO

*grabs a bat and bonks sandy*

wasnt that hard

LOL

if you really like texas why not bring it back to its original form (if ya know what i mean)

Nah. No Lone Star Country. Then who would the Cowboys loose to? The Houston Texans? 👎

Texans have a right to defend the U.S Constitution with weapons.

Hmmmm.... yes.

After Cartman "accidentally" wrecked Chase Elliott..

But cartman don't care! He's still turning left as we speak!

aw crap

this better lol

Oh no! Texas ran over Texas!

yes

Texas is the best U.S state!

I mean it ain't BAD, but it's not the best state. Just don't tell Sandy that!

i live in texas

Noice!